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Replying to @MattGertz
oh sweet mother of god
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Replying to @mandamundo2
@mandamundo2 @SighBeepBoop @500riverside @AP What gender are potatoes assigned at birth, Amanda?
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Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots."
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Replying to @mar100sfa
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Justice Sotomayor opens her dissent in U.S. v. Dustin Higgs by saying the names of every person executed by the federal government over the past year.
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“This is the best free scrapbooking class I’ve ever taken!”
BAHAHA 😂 This is AMAZING! 🤩
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Betsy DeVos has never done her job to help America’s students. It doesn’t surprise me one bit that she’d rather quit than do her job to help invoke the 25th Amendment.

Good riddance, Betsy. You were the worst Secretary of Education ever. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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Jeff Epstein should have hung in there, he’d be a free man tonight
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I truly can't wrap my head around the hypocrisy of all these fuckers get vaccinated.
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Zuh Zuh...
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"So many things to see! A very fun mongoNYC #MongoDBDays" via #Happier happier.com/moments/ff49f0…
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"Seeing sub-50 ms response times for all our common actions" via #Happier happier.com/moments/6edeec…
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"Had a full episode of @mbmbam to accompany me on my commute …" via #Happier happier.com/moments/7afddb…
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"Watching the bruins game with friends." via #Happier happier.com/moments/bcf671…
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"Testing twitter" via Happier happier.com/moments/1c0440…
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Just shared "Twitter integration is coming!" on Happier happier.com/moments/647008…
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If you know him, you will read i.imgur.com/dOBMq.jpg in @tomheon's voice.
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I am just drunk enough to let them do that. Sorry, followers.
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