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lemme drop some free alpha (omp)
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tried talking about omp and deepseek at the family barbecue and my father slapped me
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coming to the conclusion every person who said something mean to me was just abliterated
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heavily considering replacing my setup with a macbook neo and thousands of dollars of aws
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feels like nothing other than dsv4.1 1017 or opus 5.5 is worth using.

not even just pure intelligence but also vibes and actual interactive use
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dario eats beyond meat sam altman eats boiled chicken
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if u ever cheat on ur girl tell her u had a RCE vuln
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can they make a seedless watermelon thats actually seadless
there will be within the next few years stunning advances in biology. there will whole new ways to think about what biological study even means. i would be only mildly surprised if there were near term solutions to problems like cancer, neurodegenerative disease, etc
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“so yeah mom, theres like uh all these computa bugs this week, and uh thats how all the porn got onto my laptop i swear”
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BREAKING: github is currently experiencing unplanned uptime
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wtf none of the codex guys sound like how i imagined
The Decisions API is now generally available!

To celebrate, I had Codex reimagine a very important app… 🌭
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F’it, just put your entire stack on the hyperscalers.

Don’t use Superbase, Resend, Heroku Vercel, Railway, Twilio, Loveable, WordPress, Mailchimp,

Just build it all on AWS, Azure, GCP, and Cloudflare.
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“ask Codex / your agent to check your code”

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past ~48 hours in security:

> PHP: unauthenticated remote code execution
> GitLab: CVSS 10.0 remote code execution
> Node.js: Brotli decoder RCE + 9 other flaws
> Chrome: 353 security fixes
> Signal: a bug that can prevent calls fully ending
> eMudhra: compromised CA keys
> Oracle: 1,295 security patches
> Fortinet: critical/high fixes
> Atlassian: 176 vulnerability entries

and that’s after the Linux VM escape disclosed last week.

ask Codex / your agent to check your code, dependencies and infrastructure for exposure to these.

set up automations to regularly check for newly disclosed vulnerabilities and flag what needs patching.
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less than a year ago mfs were poasting abt polymarket arbitrage clawdbot
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fuck i punched my boss and sent his wife a like on hinge bc tpot said the world is ending
the internet didn’t implode so now I still have to go to work. thanks for nothing
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just got off the phone with a recruiter

“what technologies can you use”

> want to say everything
> i am language agnostic with ai but still have to include the corpo buzzwords
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bro im gonna have so many hemorrhoids due to the TERN™️ mobile app
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Wow, Friday night has become just another weeknight in terms of socialization.
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>manager asks why i didnt join standup
>tell him im shutting down for the php vuln

“what the fuck are you talking about”
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my quant was explaining to me that IRL it's crucial to make 99% of people think you're struggling or they'll hate you
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