“Fifty eight, out of date! Let our onions speculate!”

Oct 19, 2026 · 1:24 PM UTC

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@foronionfutures This is great content
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@DeadCaitBounce Thank you!
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@foronionfutures We stand with you 🤝
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@foronionfutures Where’s this ?
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@foronionfutures You are merely tools of Big Onion!

Soon, the Onion Billionaires of Chicago will be driving past in their fancy cars, mocking the proletariat who can no longer afford onions!

Don't listen to the Chicago School!

Stop Now Before It Is Too Late!
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@foronionfutures Never been prouder of UChicago students. Free speech and onion speculation. The cornerstones of a properly functioning society.
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@foronionfutures @LinkofSunshine Real Odd Lots energy
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The stakes are higher than ever.

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@foronionfutures the one student protest I do support
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@foronionfutures Don't thread on my onions.
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@foronionfutures how is tpot not in this protest

is it because it’s in chicago, not SF or NYC? 😅
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@foronionfutures I could hardly be prouder to be an alumni of @UChicagoLaw
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@foronionfutures @scottlincicome is this archaic law the new Jones Act
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@foronionfutures This brings tears to my eyes.
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@foronionfutures Hmmmmm, you're not planning to short onion futures, are you?
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@foronionfutures Not good. Onions are not a commodity and attempting to commodify them will encourage a race to the bottom thus lowering quality.
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@foronionfutures What does "58" refer to?
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@foronionfutures Whenever I think how two men cornered the market for onions, it brings tears to my eyes
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@foronionfutures Should've sung Chant de l'Oignon
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@foronionfutures Genuinely up at 2 am pissing myself laughing at this. Well done.
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@foronionfutures It's always UChicago.
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@foronionfutures Not all heroes wear capes
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@foronionfutures Is there a sympathy protest for getting box office futures unbanned 👀
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@foronionfutures Reminds me of the old Harvard-Yale football cheer: “Repel them! Repel them! Make them relinquish the ball!”
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@foronionfutures why the fuck are you guys out of fucking tune. I need to get over there asap and get you guys in shape! Someone is not on fucking tempo. x.com/kxreeda/status…
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@foronionfutures Fighters ⚔️😍
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@foronionfutures Holy Patriots
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