“Fifty eight, out of date! Let our onions speculate!”
Oct 19, 2026 · 1:24 PM UTC
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@foronionfutures You are merely tools of Big Onion!
Soon, the Onion Billionaires of Chicago will be driving past in their fancy cars, mocking the proletariat who can no longer afford onions!
Don't listen to the Chicago School!
Stop Now Before It Is Too Late!
Soon, the Onion Billionaires of Chicago will be driving past in their fancy cars, mocking the proletariat who can no longer afford onions!
Don't listen to the Chicago School!
Stop Now Before It Is Too Late!
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@foronionfutures Never been prouder of UChicago students. Free speech and onion speculation. The cornerstones of a properly functioning society.
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@foronionfutures I could hardly be prouder to be an alumni of @UChicagoLaw
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@foronionfutures @scottlincicome is this archaic law the new Jones Act
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@foronionfutures Hmmmmm, you're not planning to short onion futures, are you?
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@foronionfutures Not good. Onions are not a commodity and attempting to commodify them will encourage a race to the bottom thus lowering quality.
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@foronionfutures Whenever I think how two men cornered the market for onions, it brings tears to my eyes
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@foronionfutures Genuinely up at 2 am pissing myself laughing at this. Well done.
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@foronionfutures Is there a sympathy protest for getting box office futures unbanned 👀
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@foronionfutures Reminds me of the old Harvard-Yale football cheer: “Repel them! Repel them! Make them relinquish the ball!”
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@foronionfutures why the fuck are you guys out of fucking tune. I need to get over there asap and get you guys in shape! Someone is not on fucking tempo. x.com/kxreeda/status…
How it feels trying to sync subtitles
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