Punish me!! See me on tour this spring in a city near you

Presale goes live tomorrow at 10am local at punchup.live/ericandre. Use code: DICKWOLF

On sale starts Friday at 10am local

🚨ONE WEEK LEFT🚨to enter the ‘Film Scores for Films That Don’t Exist’ music video contest. Post your vid and use #FilmScoresforBLARF to enter by Thursday 8/27. Rules + prize info on StonesThrow.com❗️🎥

Come see me do stand up on tour!!!! Tickets: punchup.live/ericandre
10/8-10/10: Omaha, NE
10/22-10/24: Salt Lake City, UT
11/5-11/7: Bloomington, IN
11/13-11/15: New Orleans, LA
11/20-11/22: Miami, FL
12/4-12/5: Tulsa, OK
12/10: Manchester, CT
1/14-1/16: Spokane, WA

180 proof rum = hard hat required. watch In Defense of Rum on my YouTube now!
youtube.com/watch?v=O2nsDN…

WE’RE CLEARING RUM’S BAD RAP. I travelled to St. Lucia to make a mini-documentary about the history of rum and it’s FREE on YouTube now youtube.com/watch?v=O2nsDN…

That’s right 🍹 @spiritsbusiness

thespiritsbusiness.com/2026/07/is-rum…

when you have the same love language ❤️ from Little Brother on @netflix

Happy 100th birthday to the king of comedy @MelBrooks! To 100 more! xoxo

I think I messed up 😔 Little Brother is on @netflix now 🔥

Has anyone seen my big brother? @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke

call us if you’re buy-curious.
Little Brother premieres TOMORROW on @netflix!!

I’M GOING ON TOUR!!!! Come see me do stand up in your city ✈️

Anyone have a shirt I can borrow?

Help me!

I’M JUDGING A MUSIC VIDEO CONTEST. Submit the best visuals to accompany a song from BLARF’s Film Scores for Films That Don't Exist by July 16.

ever since @JohnCena gave me CTE I knew he was family. Little Brother is out on @netflix June 26 ⏳

I take venmo

RIP Sonny Rollins, a true legend

I love our love. thanks for the memories @colbertlateshow

LET’S GO LITTLE BROTHER. On @netflix June 26

BLARF always. FILM SCORES FOR FILMS THAT DON'T EXIST is OUT NOW. ffm.to/filmscores

I will be hosting an ERIC ANDRE LOOKALIKE CONTEST at my birthday party at Xanadu on Thursday April 30th. Email us at EricAndreGuest@gmail.com with the subject lookalike and a photo of yourself. Top 10 lookalikes get FREE ENTRY TO THE PARTY!!

TONIGHT. ONE NIGHT ONLY. LA, come see BLARF live at Zipper Hall! colburnschool.edu/calendar/event…

BLARF’s ‘Film Scores for Films That Don’t Exist’ is out May 1st. I’m conducting a live full orchestra in L.A. tomorrow: colburnschool.edu/calendar/event…

It’s not worth it

Excited to get apocalyptic with Toby Harvard who calls my character “the bastard lovechild of Chauncey Gardner and Neo”

yeeeeeeehaw

Bombing is LIVE at SXSW this Sunday with @nickrutherford, @MayleeTodd, and some wild surprise guests. Austin come through

Bill Hicks’ evergreen relevance remains

Shit sucks

Brooklyn! Show starts in ONE HOUR

RIP Jesse Jackson 😢

The Children and Widows Protection and Fellowship Group, founded by my mom, works to empower girls, women, and their communities, especially in hard-to-reach areas—like the remote village in Kenya where the program began and the surrounding areas it has since expanded to. As you a long way. You can help out by donating, volunteering, and learning more about the work they do at cwpfg.org

Get some 💘

Peak journalism @chelseaperetti @arnettwill

Front cover and centerfold baby. It's a big deal @jaden

Spittin lines doin lines

Just following basic standards and procedures

I need Jesus and a can of ginger ale

Stop fighting each other and start fearing me

Season's beatings

Oopsies. :)

No one thinks this is real but it is

never feed your dog chocolate 🍫

Melee on the mic. ERIC ANDRÉ is DON SAUVAGE. #StreetFighterMovie hits theaters everywhere October 16, 2026.