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Its such a shame that I exist in the same blocklists with such people 😔
Please. I wish you guys could recognise when people are VERY clearly ragebaiting. Stop giving this idiot the attention he is CLEARLY seeking through comments and RTs.
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As long as sipandi matatu where it can get snatched or i can get pickpocketed, yes.

Can I buy a phone worth more than 100K? NEVER.
Unaeza tumia simu worth yake iko more than 100k?
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I’m selling my bed
Reason : I’d like another one
5 by 6
Got it at 38 selling at 28k negotiable
Send me a message if interested
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Less unnecessary information to the internet is good news.
TikTok has deactivated the account belonging to Sky Victor, the 14-year-old daughter of the late Betty Bayo and Pastor Victor Kanyari. Good riddance.
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Ha!
My brand new iphone 17 pro that i bought with my own money is overheating almost as much as my 13pm😭😭😭
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Looking peng Maureen 😍
Fine Gyal
No Pimple
East African Forehead 😂😂
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😅😅😅😅even failed to caption this🤣🤣🤣
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Ulisahau kuficha stamp ya Kangemi Police Station?

Anyway wewe hutu update kila kitu so hata haimake difference.
For clarity , I would never clout chase on Violence when there are people who are crying everyday for justice! Had to go to the police station near the place of event !
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"Come and visit me I am sick"
Community note
This is an AI video.
No fish swims like that. The bird is lying upside down and all of a sudden is on it's feet. Typical of ai videos

caniphish.com/blog/how-to-sp…
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But he's fasting and doing very long walks. I've randomly spotted him like 3 times in Ngong walking.
I disagree hii sio gym 😂😂
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Backshots kisogo ndio nalamba nikiyelp kama beberu mamaeee.
Kipara ni Safi❤️
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Paying tax is everyone's responsibility. For example, huwezi kua unasema "Ruto must go" while evading taxes.

Hakuwaseti, she actually did the right thing.
So ule mama roho mbaya alienda hadi KRA kutuseti hatulipi tax 😂😂😂anyway walikam wakapata yetu iko under ToT😁
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How many managers will be sacked? 😂😂😂
🚨 Manchester United now set for final internal meeting to proceed with the expected plan: Michael Carrick to be sacked.

Mauricio Pochettino’s $10m release clause is available and Man United are working on it + contract terms with his camp.

🎥➕ youtu.be/EbKxnhwpz0g?si…
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KD plates was impatient and decided to not follow his lights. Now he's wasted even more time in negotiations with the boys in blue.
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Speeding when there are that many cars makes zero sense. You're only risking crashing into others and wasting hours on the roads just because ypu were impatient with other drivers for a few seconds
Kumbe the cx5 was mad after being overtaken by a bmw and now he was racing him
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I'm assuming he's a very short fella looking at your bike size 😂
Asubuhi na mapema a man is shit talking to me because I have told him no to riding my bike? Why are people so entitled to other people’s property?
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he’s also the reason kids go to school with unpolished shoes. ameweka kiwi yote kwa kichwa.
Kenyans are the reason Kenyan footballers cannot get paid well - YY Comedian
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2011-2012 FC Barcelona
But where do you people celebrate these parties from 😂😂
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Only 56kgs and below babes get to experience this.
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If you're planning to daily drive in Nairobi traffic, nunua hybrid ama uweke kando 25K ya mafuta kila mwezi. Most basic advice you need.
Hii week mnatupea car advice but hamtuambii tununue gani as first time car owners 😩
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