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Ugali kubwa na mayai nne for sapa mamae.
Usito io.
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Shawrry for KC and Wailers are likely to influence me to drink KC and not those Boujee negas 😂
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RT @iamnjokiKC: Chudai 🍒
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I'm lazy and I think a woman should be readily attracted to me. If she's not I'm not going to bother her lol. I'm past asking women to let me be a part of their lives.
I suck at shooting shots
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Kumbe unakuwanga a cat dad lmao. A grown ass man from Meru, specifically from tharaka na unalea paka kwa nyumba. You have lost my respect Gidi.
My G is so mad at me ju nimekataa akule his first kill nikaibury.
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Your G haezi kaa kwangu ,juu na omena na fulu zangu hukua na TA yenye ni mimi
My G is so mad at me ju nimekataa akule his first kill nikaibury.
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ugali na managu 😋😋 mnakula nini uko wenzangu
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Rongai to Kinoo on a nduthi 💀😂 I'm not serious 😂
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Just a reminder:

A man has three erections in a day

• Morning when the sun is rising

• Midday when sun is at Zenith

• Evening when the sun is setting

You might notice them, don't hide them. They are normal.

Be proud of your erections.
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Replying to @RealElvo
While yelping vehemently
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Replying to @serenawilliams
@serenawilliams I cannot wait to put it on you and make you sweat..........during our match this weekend.
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Uzuri wa vijana wa chudai huwa wako straight to the point.
@serenawilliams I cannot wait to put it on you and make you sweat..........during our match this weekend.
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Replying to @RealElvo
@RealElvo hapa ulikuwa kidato cha ngipaz papa drake akitupa mistari kwa williams😅😅
@serenawilliams I cannot wait to put it on you and make you sweat..........during our match this weekend.
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Ruto alikuwa anaenjoy hii yote akisema hayuko kwa serikali haha
Update
Benefits Deputy President in Kenya

MONTHLY SALARY;
Basic salary; KSh 736,313
House allowance; KSh 300,000
Salary market adjustment; KSh 190,875
Gross monthly salary; KSh 1,227,188
Annual gross salary; KSh 14,726,256

BENEFITS WHILE IN OFFICE;
1. Official government residence.
2. Official government transport.
3. Government-provided security.
4. Medical cover for the DP, one spouse and up to four dependent children:
- Inpatient: KSh 10 million
- Outpatient: KSh 300,000
- Maternity: KSh 150,000
- Dental: KSh 75,000
- Optical: KSh 75,000
5. Government-backed mortgage facility of up to KSh 40 million.
6. Government-backed car loan of up to KSh 10 million.
7. Airtime allowance of up to KSh 20,000 monthly.
8. Annual leave allowance of KSh 50,000.
9. Daily subsistence allowance when travelling on official duty.
10. Group life and personal accident insurance.

BENEFITS AFTER LEAVING OFFICE.
1. Monthly pension equal to 80% of the last monthly salary.
2. Retirement lump sum equal to one year's salary for every term served.
3. Two saloon vehicles, replaceable every four years.
4. One four-wheel-drive vehicle, replaceable every four years.
5. Fuel allowance equal to 15% of the current monthly salary.
6. Comprehensive medical cover, including overseas treatment.
7. Two drivers.
8. One personal assistant.
9. One accountant and one secretary.
10. Two housekeepers, two cooks, two gardeners and two cleaners.
11. Armed security guards on request.
12. Diplomatic passports for the former DP and spouse.
13. Office space and equipment.
14. Maintenance expenses for the vehicles.
15. Access to VIP Lounge II at Kenyan airports.

I advice my friend @skmusyoka not to play around coz we can easily give these to another person 😀🤣
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Lishe bora akiz
Hii sasa ni ya kupanguza ncha ya mdomo na ulimi kabla tuingie kwa main course meal mamae

Cc @RealElvo chairman wa upishi twitter
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Hii sasa ni ya kupanguza ncha ya mdomo na ulimi kabla tuingie kwa main course meal mamae

Cc @RealElvo chairman wa upishi twitter
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Ulafi Twitter 😂
Ugali bwakala ft fulu stew for sapa ,buwana I hope my stomach is ready for this greatness tupu.
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Kenessey merchants wamekula nare ajab naisha
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Beauty 🤭
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Githeri nayo kama haukuli bakuli utat io acha tu
Beauty 🤭
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Hoes are up there with oxygen man.
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