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Dave is glad Charlie Kirk was murdered, but in 2022 the same group tried to murder Dave on stage too

Woke II is going to get bad..
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Landslide loss is actually better. Close games make you just run it back.

Getting destroyed 99-1 says the whole team is bad, the stars are cooked, and it’s time to rebuild with new talent
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republicans couldnt even pass the save act, democrats under trump wont be much different
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tf is happening in TX
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democrats havent even won yet, and hasan's already calling to imprison his enemies
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the same Temu who attacked @basedinmalibu? looks like she was on a nickelodeon anti racist ad. her positive msg was radicalized and turned her into a violent soldier for the left. very sad

@camhigby
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Same thing as; you can either lock up criminals, or lock up the shampoo
Wouldn’t it have been better to just put walls up around our borders 30 years ago?
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we'll look back on these people the same way we see the KKK
"Basic human empathy" starter pack:
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"i have daddy issues, and now im making it America's problem" lmfao how is this a campaign
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did grokbot just completely die?
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in MN, it's LEGAL to show up covered head to toe, vote with no ID, then bring in 7 others also covered, to also vote with no ID

it's just ILLEGAL to expose it
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After LA and Brazil their new strategy is to just keep counting until they win

How do you stop them when they’re just allowed to keep adding innings / quarters to a game until they’re finally ahead
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people were worried about flock cameras, but their smartTV was like the flock on steroids
turns out it classifies what audio it hears, before reporting back to samsung.

sensor preferences, dog-barking and baby-crying event counters, and camera streaming duration are built into telemetry paths.
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ballots showing who you voted for on the outside, being sent through the USPS inside a mosque

what could go wrong.
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A US Post Office is inside a mosque in MN

Surely this does impact the mail in ballots…
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-gives AI a credit card to buy itself a body
-follows the AI instructions to build it
-immediately catches on fire

yeah we're doomed, and i blame this guy
Grok @bot ordered itself a body, then called me to walk through the assembly and electronics.

It’s plugged in to my computer and uploading the software!
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