me: kinda fucked up how many people are offloading their whole lives to muse or instinct or grokbot or whatever

claude: yeah

For a good time tonight:

“Claude, tell me everything that’s wrong with this codebase”

SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET. TWO WEEKS TO STOP THE SPREAD.

So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and Archive.org went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.

-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
4
-----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----

New in the bb marketplace: Impromptu UI!

Impromptu UI turns Claude's walls of text into interfaces you can click:
- Triage 13 issues without getting lost in 13 paragraphs of feedback.
- Transform one GitHub comment into three pull requests without juggling multiple threads.
- t by reacting to variations instead of defining everything upfront.

Check it out and let me know what you think!

Impromptu UI in the bb marketplace: getbb.app/marketplace/im…

one day you wrote console.log("here") for the last time and didn't even know it

RT @photomatt: Rest in Power @ebinnion: ma.tt/2026/10/rip-er…

I don't understand 😭

Am I insane to want to plaster my house with screens so I can interact with my agents as I walk through it?

me after spending 40 hours a week talking to LLMs

Using Opus 5.5 and @get_bb_app be like

Has anyone created an “I was there when the machine god arrived” t-shirt yet?

$QQQ -0.24% on human extinction fears

Aside from his other contributions, Paul has perhaps the best OG track record in the world for predicting the timeline and the nature of the AI takeoff: x.com/dwarkesh_sp/st…

“Daddy what were you doing during the singularity, what was it like?”

“Well son I was mostly reading about it on my phone and talking about it in group chats, and otherwise living my life as I ordinarily would have while my friends and family and coworkers completely ignored it”

“AI psychosis”, aka “the machine god probed deep into my soul and told me the secrets of the universe”

why would you do this. why on earth would you do this. I don’t mean to be a doomer but WHY

Wow, bb is sooooooooooooooo good 💥