I don't like being on the internet but somebody has to do it

November 9th To-Do List:
- Eat breakfast
- Make a movie
- Pay utility bill
- Make 10 thousand dollars
Let's get this day started.

Telling the surgeon performing open heart surgery on me to stop thinking and just fucking go for it

All the sitting in your room and feeling sorry for yourself will trickle down

Always remember that AI is a perpetual bullshit machine that will spew lies to turn us against each other.

A totally surefire way to piss me TF off is to cheat on me with my sibling Then kill my best friend and cheat on my sibling with my best friend's mother Then frame me for the murder of my best friend and send me to Florida and get me sentenced to the death penalty 😭😭😭

Cashier just asked me, "Is that all?" What the hell? Then he said, "Have a nice day!". What the fuck has happened to society? I threw the burning hot coffee in his face and he started screaming like a pussy 🤣

To person next to me on bus: Do you like sitting next to me

Doctor: this will only hurt a little. *punches Me in the face*

Imagine being in school and your homie legally named infant male

November 6th 2023 vs. November 6th 2026.

Sometimes I wake up and immediately assume my entire family has died and I have no one or nothing left. I can feel it like a landmine. Must be evolutionary instinct. I'm very thankful for the human mind

I was at the ATM and dropped my money on the ground I'm so embarrassed

Delete that from your brain.

Every book now is called "Accept Your Average Penis" or "How to Grow Your Penis" or "The One Trick To Grow Your Penis" or "Average Penis: My Story" or "Reclaiming My Average Sized Penis"

Sorry about the uncomfortable menacing atmosphere I brought with me it had nowhere to go

Grandma I want a vape for Christmas but if it's not ice flavoured I'll kill you and everyone you love