it turns out eating an entire loaf of bread starts getting difficult after about a third of the way through
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WIR SUCHEN DICH AND SMOKING ON ZIS SPRAYENPACKEN
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i actually really like ai i just dont like when its wasted on stupid people
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i done shrunk my fucking sweater. its never been more over
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Dominican Sleep Experiment
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I enjoy convincing people I have insane potential and then making them watch me squander it.
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This photo is very important👇👇 i
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If you are an actual National Socialist it is insanely easy to pretend to be a leftoid
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Its really neat how every quote on this i see gets progressively less traumatic and less funny
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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what the fuck kinda description is this
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one of my cats is 20 and she sleeps in bed with me. i wonder if one day i will wake up next to a corpse. not fun to think about.
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Just thought some shit like "damn I could be very easily black bagged if one so desired" on my walk home from work and I get home and theres 3 cars I dont recognize with faint lights inside parked in the street outside my house.
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I just pulled some of the worst selling barbecue sauce off the shelves. Some of it expired 2 years ago.
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あのやつ
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I wrote soda with three exclamation points on the label for the soda pallet. A little pickle for the knowing ones.
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Can infant male spend the night at my place?
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