repost if us

Be that as it may, please return her to the morgue

I feel that Britain in the 2020s must feel somewhat like the Soviet Union did in the 1980s, albeit with more stuff in the shops. The regime is dying, the country is visibly crumbling, while the apparatchiks in Whitehall, the police, the NGOs and the media run around trying to pretend to everyone (including themselves) that the achievements of the revolution will remain intact.

“What would it look like if banks were actually technically incompetent?”

How about prosecuting hundreds of people for thefts which *had not happened* because the ledgers were just hallucinated, as the UK Post Office and their system integrator caused to happen.

Religion is a human universal. The most secular state in history must realize that, unless it rules a population of NPR listeners, it must establish one or more religions.

Or the niche will be filled by cancer

@JamesMelville For those of us living under the British regime, watching the imperial emperor fly in and humiliate the regional governor in public is one of the few pleasures we can derive from our situation.

A British judge walks out of the courtroom, laughing loudly. A colleague asks, "What is it you laugh about?"

"Ah, I just heard an excellent joke," the judge says, sweeping tears of laughter.

"A joke? Tell me!"

"Are you crazy? I just sentenced a man to ten years for that joke."

@EHPlimsoll1 @jjosephporter Perhaps it has been your experience that academic economics has been excellent in generating out-of-sample predictions of Bitcoin's price rise, and theoretical explanations for it. If so, there is nothing to learn about money from alternative thinkers.

It has not been mine.

By July he’ll be talking about race and IQ.

In September we’ll learn the truth about Rudolf Hess

Jira CEO: “When we advertise I wish we could find something that represents a moderate impediment to progress with no true benefit but makes people feel better for some reason because it forces everyone to go slower.”

Jira CMO: “I’ve got you.”

yes, because everyone knows the first and most important rule for becoming "a hub of intellectual refugees" is prison for bad tweets

Russia better fucking watch-out 😂😂

"Why isn't my overfinancialized service economy producing enough tanks? We have SO MANY sodomy apps"

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes

so, in a way, by being on twitter, we're like Jesus

@MythoYookay Man, what did that bloke tweet

@RoryStewartUK @tfromthemeadow @RambleAndPint @MavenPolitic @elonmusk You've just smeared a large proportion of Germans as Nazis, no doubt hours after recording another episode of The Rest is Wobble with Britain's foremost expert on genocide of Iraqi children. Do save us the moral posturing.

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