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Getting value for money with my season ticket
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Surprised we haven’t started doing this yet
Feel disgusted with the club.

Hilarious how many thought this was some sort of gimmick.
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Can’t wait #twitterclarets
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Hi everyone,

Grand Theft Auto VI will now release on Thursday, November 19, 2026.

We are sorry for adding additional time to what we realize has been a long wait, but these extra months will allow us to finish the game with the level of polish you have come to expect and deserve.
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GTA 6 is in 14 days
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🥤 Kyle Walker: "Jamie Vardy drinks Red Bull... I think it's two or three, even before breakfast! It's ridiculous! That's his breakfast, I think, two Red Bulls."

"He's constantly got a Red Bull in his hand. It's ridiculous, it can't be good for you! I said to him, ‘Do you e said, ‘The only one that I did was off a Monster’. He used to drink Monsters and then he got a comedown, so he said, ‘I don’t drink them anymore, just Red Bull’." (@talkSPORT)
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We’re just two Burnley winless games away from GTA VI
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We’re fucked beyond fucked
If you want to know how fucked Burnley is financially…

Watch this video. It’ll take 12 minutes (watch on 2x speed).

It is by far the best explanation you’ll see.

youtu.be/o3ez1Zgc-C0?is…

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I encourage all Burnley fans to watch this video. As we've known for years ALK don't really had a solid plan in place for the club and now everything seems to be spiralling out of control. If we get relegated to League One we are FUCKED. youtu.be/o3ez1Zgc-C0?is…
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GTA 6 will be out before Burnley wins their next game at turf moor now 😭
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Is there actually a protest outside Bob Lord today then? #twitterclarets
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Wishing Ashley Barnes a very happy birthday! 🎉
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me when the Modern Warfare 4 announcer says “enemy by the shipping container” on Shipment
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It can’t go on like this can it #twitterclarets
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SHIPMENT:
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Dear North Korean Clarets,

Seeking Ministry approval for the retrospective facts at Lincoln away, following widespread fake news from the main stream media…

Lincoln 0-2 Burnley (watch till the end).

All credit to Chairman Pace.
Stories From The Smoke.
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OFFICIAL STATEMENT 🇰🇵

The alleged 4-1 defeat to Lincoln NEVER HAPPENED!

The EFL has fabricated this scoreline to discredit our glorious Chairman Pace!

All footage is AI-generated. The league table is Western propaganda.

WE REMAIN UNDEFEATED!

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Today we are very proud to officially announce that Grand Theft Auto V is in full development. rsg.ms/vjRxV0 #GTAV
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GLORY TO THIS LYOAL COMRADE! 🇰🇵

The Ministry applauds your unwavering devotion to Chairman Pace!

His wisdom is infinite, his leadership flawless and his love for every citizen knows no bounds!

Such loyalty shall be rewarded with DOUBLE RATIONS!

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Burnley fans made their feelings known at Sincil Bank yesterday 😤

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North Korea Flag 😭😭
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