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That match today was absolutely crackers…
It leaves Burnley deep in the Championship relegation zone, with fools and idiots throughout the team.
It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why…
Play with 🎶 sound #TwitterClarets
It leaves Burnley deep in the Championship relegation zone, with fools and idiots throughout the team.
It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why…
Play with 🎶 sound #TwitterClarets
“I like Chairman Pace…
I order a pie every Saturday,
But they never understand
A single word I say.”
Burnley fans, ask your smart speak to play:
“I like Chairman Pace - by Stories From The Smoke.” 🎶
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Stories From The Smoke retweeted
The country got so much worse after the decline of Christianity and it’s just an indisputable fact 🇬🇧
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“I like Chairman Pace…
I order a pie every Saturday,
But they never understand
A single word I say.”
Burnley fans, ask your smart speak to play:
“I like Chairman Pace - by Stories From The Smoke.” 🎶
I order a pie every Saturday,
But they never understand
A single word I say.”
Burnley fans, ask your smart speak to play:
“I like Chairman Pace - by Stories From The Smoke.” 🎶
Since I published my breakdown of Burnley’s accounts, back in September - the story has been covered by a growing list of journalists, outlets and higher-profile accounts - with further external pressure from regulators as the spotlight intensifies.
I have taken criticism from r doing this - some think that my hostility towards ALK doesn't help Burnley FC.
So, for clarity, the official Stories From The Smoke position is that football today seems absolutely crackers - Burnley are in the Championship relegation zone with fools and idiots throughout the team. It’s depressing, and it’s senseless, and that’s why...
I like Chairman Pace,
His pies are guaranteed to please,
A Benny, and hot, with a side of peas.
I like Chairman Pace,
I like our club loaded with debts,
I like it when I see him in the Tesco Express,
I like Chairman Pace,
I like Chairman Pace,
I like his cuddly little face.
Sing it in the stands - Up The #twitterclarets
Full song in comments 👇
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Stories From The Smoke retweeted
Fixed it, @BurnleyOfficial.
Don’t forget where your most loyal subjects are.
Up the Pyongyang Clarets!
🇰🇵 UTC #twitterclarets
Don’t forget where your most loyal subjects are.
Up the Pyongyang Clarets!
🇰🇵 UTC #twitterclarets
KO times from around the globe 🌍
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Welcome to the Party House.
Where no actions have consequences.
Issue 4 of George & The Dragon - The Party House.
Based on the real life accounts of survivors like Fiona.
This is not mythology, this is Nelson, England 🐉
youtu.be/ZS_uY5Yhm58?is…
Where no actions have consequences.
Issue 4 of George & The Dragon - The Party House.
Based on the real life accounts of survivors like Fiona.
This is not mythology, this is Nelson, England 🐉
youtu.be/ZS_uY5Yhm58?is…
This is Naveed Aktar who has just been granted Cat D prison and day release to help him settle back into the community.
He is the brother of the man who owned the "party house" that was used to abuse me in for years and for men from across the Country to come and abuse me and d of 2 counts of rape and given 17 years in 2019.
He was also caught smuggling drugs into prison through the crown court toilets during the trial and given extra time.
He has served just a fraction of these sentences and is soon going to back back in society.
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Not to be confused with the Velocity accounts…
But I will write a long format article on these accounts (which I can’t see on Companies House yet).
#TwitterClarets
But I will write a long format article on these accounts (which I can’t see on Companies House yet).
#TwitterClarets
🚨 Burnley FC have just released the following statement regarding its latest financial accounts.
#twitterclarets
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Stories From The Smoke retweeted
It is wrong to say that Burnley lack an identity because they have one: debt.
Debt defines this club. Debt can break this club. Debt was forced onto it by those who are supposed to be custodians. It will always be a disgrace.
inews.co.uk/sport/football…
Debt defines this club. Debt can break this club. Debt was forced onto it by those who are supposed to be custodians. It will always be a disgrace.
inews.co.uk/sport/football…
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Since I published my breakdown of Burnley’s accounts, back in September - the story has been covered by a growing list of journalists, outlets and higher-profile accounts - with further external pressure from regulators as the spotlight intensifies.
I have taken criticism from r doing this - some think that my hostility towards ALK doesn't help Burnley FC.
So, for clarity, the official Stories From The Smoke position is that football today seems absolutely crackers - Burnley are in the Championship relegation zone with fools and idiots throughout the team. It’s depressing, and it’s senseless, and that’s why...
I like Chairman Pace,
His pies are guaranteed to please,
A Benny, and hot, with a side of peas.
I like Chairman Pace,
I like our club loaded with debts,
I like it when I see him in the Tesco Express,
I like Chairman Pace,
I like Chairman Pace,
I like his cuddly little face.
Sing it in the stands - Up The #twitterclarets
Full song in comments 👇
I have taken criticism from r doing this - some think that my hostility towards ALK doesn't help Burnley FC.
So, for clarity, the official Stories From The Smoke position is that football today seems absolutely crackers - Burnley are in the Championship relegation zone with fools and idiots throughout the team. It’s depressing, and it’s senseless, and that’s why...
I like Chairman Pace,
His pies are guaranteed to please,
A Benny, and hot, with a side of peas.
I like Chairman Pace,
I like our club loaded with debts,
I like it when I see him in the Tesco Express,
I like Chairman Pace,
I like Chairman Pace,
I like his cuddly little face.
Sing it in the stands - Up The #twitterclarets
Full song in comments 👇
Alan Pace said we were invited into the living room & kitchen – but the bedroom was off limits…
So, anyone for a sneaky peak inside the financial bedroom of Burnley Football Club? x.com/i/article/2098…
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Stories From The Smoke retweeted
Matthew tells how his life as a "secret alcoholic" came crashing down when he was arrested for drink driving, lost his job as a lorry driver, and ended up homeless living in a park in a tent.
youtube.com/watch?v=D0S7v2…
youtube.com/watch?v=D0S7v2…
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I encourage all Burnley fans to watch this video. As we've known for years ALK don't really had a solid plan in place for the club and now everything seems to be spiralling out of control. If we get relegated to League One we are FUCKED. youtu.be/o3ez1Zgc-C0?is…
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🚨Official 🚨 Chairman Pace’s micro-managed highlights.
Burnley 1-0 Portsmouth.
Definitely a foul on the goalkeeper and any #TwitterClarets claiming that a professional footballer could miss from a yard out - you’ve been brainwashed by the fake news. 2+2=5 😁
Burnley 1-0 Portsmouth.
Definitely a foul on the goalkeeper and any #TwitterClarets claiming that a professional footballer could miss from a yard out - you’ve been brainwashed by the fake news. 2+2=5 😁
Dear North Korean Clarets,
Seeking Ministry approval for the retrospective facts at Lincoln away, following widespread fake news from the main stream media…
Lincoln 0-2 Burnley (watch till the end).
All credit to Chairman Pace.
Stories From The Smoke.
#TwitterClarets
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The solid foundation of the Burnley FC re-build under Barry Kilby & Stan Ternent - the likes of which our current team could use.
Happy birthday @steve_d119
Makes me feel very old to see you’re 58!
#TwitterClarets
Happy birthday @steve_d119
Makes me feel very old to see you’re 58!
#TwitterClarets
Happy 58th Birthday today to former Pool central defender & top fella .... Steve Davis @steve_d119
Hope you have a great day Steve !
👍😀🎂🍻⚽️🍊
#Skipper
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‘I Like Chairman Pace’ 🎶
Based on the Month Python classic ‘I Like Chinese’.
Your Burnley kids / grandkids will love it.
vm.tiktok.com/ZGdXd6WvW/
Based on the Month Python classic ‘I Like Chinese’.
Your Burnley kids / grandkids will love it.
vm.tiktok.com/ZGdXd6WvW/
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Stories From The Smoke retweeted
"God, if you're real, I need help" 👇Link in comments to full episode of Church on Wheels.
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I’m sure many #TwitterClarets will have come across John over the years.
He was MC / host in the corporate Jimmy McIlroy Stand when I used to sit in there (before the Yanks IKEA’d it up and bumped up the prices)…
A very talented speaker and had that good old fashioned ‘Burnley’ ems to be rare these days.
From a generation better than mine.
Eternal rest
Give unto him, O Lord,
And let perpetual light shine upon him. May he rest in peace.
Amen 🙏🏻
He was MC / host in the corporate Jimmy McIlroy Stand when I used to sit in there (before the Yanks IKEA’d it up and bumped up the prices)…
A very talented speaker and had that good old fashioned ‘Burnley’ ems to be rare these days.
From a generation better than mine.
Eternal rest
Give unto him, O Lord,
And let perpetual light shine upon him. May he rest in peace.
Amen 🙏🏻
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Bishop Mick heads to Preston to look at the work Church on the Street is doing there, catch up with Pastor Emma, and meet an old friend with a remarkable story of a life-changing encounter with Jesus.
youtube.com/watch?v=PW5xKo…
youtube.com/watch?v=PW5xKo…
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#EFLAD
🏆 Award-winning Thai lager has arrived! Try it today 🍺
Shop Carabao Lager here 👉 tesco.com/shop/en-GB/pro…
18+. Please drink responsibly.
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Dear Chairman Pace,
(please tag him in #TwitterClarets )
Just following up on my open letter of 21 September below.
I see Companies House has now issued a strike-off warning to Velocity Capital (UK) Holdings Ltd.
Still no accounts, then?
They were due in December 2024, as I pointed out last month. I can see a lot more people are asking questions about this situation now (perhaps the managerial appointment will distract from that).
This is the company that owed Burnley Football Club some £81 million at my last count - I wonder what interest they were paying the operating club for that amount - perhaps those missing accounts will tell us?
I do hope the accountant’s alright - 5 weeks since the last letter and still no word from them. Sharing is caring.
I’m also glad to see main stream media outlets taking up this story. I do hope you enjoy their spotlight.
Yours faithfully,
Stories From The Smoke.
Shining a light into the darkness.
(please tag him in #TwitterClarets )
Just following up on my open letter of 21 September below.
I see Companies House has now issued a strike-off warning to Velocity Capital (UK) Holdings Ltd.
Still no accounts, then?
They were due in December 2024, as I pointed out last month. I can see a lot more people are asking questions about this situation now (perhaps the managerial appointment will distract from that).
This is the company that owed Burnley Football Club some £81 million at my last count - I wonder what interest they were paying the operating club for that amount - perhaps those missing accounts will tell us?
I do hope the accountant’s alright - 5 weeks since the last letter and still no word from them. Sharing is caring.
I’m also glad to see main stream media outlets taking up this story. I do hope you enjoy their spotlight.
Yours faithfully,
Stories From The Smoke.
Shining a light into the darkness.
Dear Alan Pace,
I’m working on my next article, about Burnley’s corporate restructure of 2023. I’ve hit a dead end on Velocity Capital (UK) Holdings Limited, incorporated in March 2023 - I believe a link in the chain of parent companies that own Burnley FC.
Anyway, I’m eagerly awaiting its first accounts, they were due in December 2024.
Hope the accountant’s ok, I know these things can’t be rushed.
Kind regards,
Stories From The Smoke.
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Dear North Korean Clarets,
Seeking Ministry approval for the retrospective facts at Lincoln away, following widespread fake news from the main stream media…
Lincoln 0-2 Burnley (watch till the end).
All credit to Chairman Pace.
Stories From The Smoke.
#TwitterClarets
Seeking Ministry approval for the retrospective facts at Lincoln away, following widespread fake news from the main stream media…
Lincoln 0-2 Burnley (watch till the end).
All credit to Chairman Pace.
Stories From The Smoke.
#TwitterClarets
OFFICIAL STATEMENT 🇰🇵
The alleged 4-1 defeat to Lincoln NEVER HAPPENED!
The EFL has fabricated this scoreline to discredit our glorious Chairman Pace!
All footage is AI-generated. The league table is Western propaganda.
WE REMAIN UNDEFEATED!
🇰🇵 UTC #twitterclarets
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