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What i don’t know can’t hurt me
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Scheduled to work but I woke up with Norovirus so I called off All my coworkers are gonna think I’m weak and hungover fuck everything
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God, grant me the bello to accept the things I cannot change, the papoi to change the things I can, and the banana to know the difference
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Last years Halloween was kind of perfect tbh
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Walking around in the city during Halloweekend looking at everybody’s costumes and you’re also in a costume 😊
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A Brewers Championship tonight
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Taking 6 classes so I can graduate this March
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Is there anyone in the world I can talk about this with music.apple.com/us/album/love-…
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One time a woman came into my work and told me she’s on the BSSSSSS diet (Bread Salad Slaw Salad Slaw Salad Slaw)
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I put charisma in my lingo and she fell for me
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What happened to holistic thinking. What happened to dialectical thinking. What happened to Honestly I think it depends
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Just got my first connection on LinkedIn 😍😍I am a senior in my undergrad 😍
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Replying to @auntfigure
I was made for more than this Linkedin life
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I feel doom every day
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At Your Best Frank Ocean cover finding me again at 22 and it’s a fat fucking stab to the abdomen
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Idfk what uncle pussy is but I think I have it
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Love this guy
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Beautiful couple from minions & monsters
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When the grocery total isn’t looking too bad and you realize they haven’t yet scanned The Item
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Finding out that people used to go to sleep at 9 and then wake up in the middle of the night to enjoy the nighttime and then go back to bed around 4 just to wake up again around 8 opened up a portal for me. and when I start doing this more portals will continue to open
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Lowkey the Beatles are good
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