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A celebrity chef's live hybrid cooking and political talk show is interrupted by politics.
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Ah yes, who can forget El-Sayed's slogan: Kafirs out of Nuristan, Qurans in your pocket, pass the bridge of Al-Sirat.
Senator-elect El Sayed invoked JFK’s faith to compare his election to that of the first Catholic president.

JFK ran on policy and took questions on religion.

Abdul did the opposite.
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Marine Le Pen on 60 Minutes rn saying that "there is no discrimination in France" and that it's "the least racist country in the world."
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Have to assume that asking someone from the Paris suburbs if they've seen La Haine is a microagression on par with asking a Baltimorean if they've seen The Wire.
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Got excited for a second and thought he was making a Pan’s Labyrinth reference
Celly hall of fame.

@budlight | #ForTheCelly
#CINatATL on NFL Network
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Replying to @andersleehere
Because they’re in Spain.
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Anders J Lee retweeted
“White Zohran can’t hurt me”

White Zohran:
Gave myself a mustache because I wanted to, not because the Mayor told me to
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Gave myself a mustache because I wanted to, not because the Mayor told me to
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NY AG Letitia James warns DSA: you target Hakeem Jeffries, you 'mess with me' trib.al/Apy37Za
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Just realized that the possibility of a Russell Brand prison album is higher than zero 🫥
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A good and bad thing about growing up as a boy with an older sister is that you go through life assuming all women will find you repulsive until proven otherwise
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Saying “sheeeyyyiiittt I’d rather pick anotha Senatuh” to the bodega guy when he tells me he’s out of beef
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Anders J Lee retweeted
Never forget when KG stopped mid interview because he didn't like Craig Sager's outfit
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Anders J Lee retweeted
Hello, @RepJeffries? I'm reaching out to you as my Congressional Representative to ask that you do not vote for Hakeem Jeffries for speaker.
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That one fly who loves vinegar
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👍👍👍
I like jokes and stories.
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They were actually thinking of James Talarico who gave his acceptance speech in Arabic but for biblical reasons
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When I was 17 I got in an argument with the kids I was babysitting over whether or not you're supposed to eat bay leaves and, to prove that you are, I picked one out of the soup we were having and learned the hard way that they were right.
I'm convinced bay leaves are the greatest scam in culinary history. I dutifully throw them in every time a recipe calls for them, but I’m pretty sure they aren’t doing anything. Has anyone ever tasted a dish and thought, 'You know what this needs? More bay leaf'?
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New York Department of Taxation and Finance sending me money and a notice that says I owe them money.
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Replying to @andersleehere
Not a Public Policy degree holder but I feel like some processes could have been streamlined here
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I have a theory that the decisive factor behind Trump's win in 2024 was the voters who forgot he was President when Covid began.
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