I know this isn’t an airport and I don’t need to announce my departure.

I’m deleting this app from my phone and will be barely checking Twitter anymore. I am aloria@infosec.exchange on Mastadon, aloriaaaa on Instagram, and I bet you can guess my duck.com email.

Happy Holidays, losers.

GG, Ksum Nole.

And if anyone wants to help me buy this hell site once it gloriously flames out, you know where to find me.

The #Theranos sentencing and the cold weather have come at the perfect time.

This book is off to a good start…

Tell me you know nothing about SRE without telling my you know nothing about SRE.

This is a message to men in relationships with women
Particularly if you're with a woman over the age of 35

There's something you need to know about your girl:

Yeah, I bit the bullet and got a Mastodon account: aloria@infosec.exchange

infosec.exchange/web/@aloria#

Avocado is overrated.

Today I visited the promised land.

When a problem comes along, you must Wicket. Wicket good. #TrickorTreat

If you ever feel bad about not having your life together, at least you didn’t drunkenly buy a Battletoads belt buckle approximately half a decade ago and only remember you have it every time you move.

I don’t like this. Victim blaming. Expecting someone who is a CPA (trained, licensed, these are highly educated pros) to also battle organized cybercrime. Fix the damn technology that let it into his inbox. Technologists are to blame, not users. Accept some responsibility.

In 2 months I’ll hopefully be in Antarctica. Any digital camera recommendations? I’d like something I don’t need to fiddle around with much or lug around a bunch of lenses. Maybe something like a Lumix? I’ll be shooting film with something I already own.

Back from Twitter hibernation to ask

whyyyy

is @Veracode

sooooo

slooooow

Like, Jesucristo, give your docker containers 50% more processing ability so I don’t have to wait 2 hours to get the results for our build

This is the most evil man in the world

Eracode