You like cheap dopamine hits. I have insanely expensive cortisol spikes. We are not the same.

This is what women want. This and a new album.

Sorry folks, we have a confirmed PHP compromise with post-exploit activity. Still not the widespread outbreak we all braced for, but it’s actively exploited in the wild. Updated threat brief:

unit42.paloaltonetworks.com/cve-2026-10961…

AI-driven vulnerability discovery is the new normal.

@Unit42_Intel's VP of Threat Intelligence @sherrod_im spoke with @ABC about the latest critical PHP vulnerabilities and what's ahead.

Security is a process. We are working the process of security.

'This is absolutely not being overhyped'
I spoke to @sherrod_im at @PaloAltoNtwks @Unit42_Intel about the PHP flaws and AI's cybersecurity reckoning
The Palo Alto Networks’ Unit 42 threat intelligence chief says AI-driven vulnerability discovery is “the new normal” — and explains why she’s surprisingly optimistic.
groundlevel-ai.com/p/php-vulnerab…

This may be the perfect song.

@sherrod_im @ABCNewsLive submit your talk today 👇
talks.devopsdays.org/devopsdays-atl…

It's cybersecurity awareness month. Are you aware?

My flight is delayed. Pilot handed these cards out. I’m working the PHPocalypse while we sit here at the gate. October. Breast cancer was one of the hardest experiences of my life. But I guess I’m a fucking fighter. Whether it’s computer or life and death.

This is critical. Please follow guidance from PHP and us at Unit 42 Palo Alto Networks. Defenders, time to defend. unit42.paloaltonetworks.com/cve-2026-10961…

I dunno. Just be good to each other. wtf are we doing here otherwise?

Here for you at 14:00 utc 💗

After YCSE last night, the audience hurriedly migrated to the theater lobby. And people stood around in circles in both quiet disbelief and loud shouting. It was incredible. The movies are so back baby!

I am literally the best date on the face of this planet.

@credenzaclear2 Still thinking about the conversation he has with her dad

still thinking about the scrambled eggs scene

The context behind such tweets is that the AI companies are rejecting 40 years of cybersecurity knowledge. They are ignorant of cybersecurity and are trying to re-invent it from scratch, repeating the mistakes of bad people from 40 years ago.

I really wish I had a content platform to put out my guide to life. I can fix all of you people. Need to work on my social app more I guess.

If you think I won't secure your shit, you are sadly mistaken.

@sherrod_im I want Delta 360 so I can throw people who recline their seat out the door mid-flight legally.

my Friday plans?