finding out your man has photos of you before y'all started dating is kinda scary😭
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this is so cute🥹
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in broad daylight?? y'all bold as hell😭
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He thought he can bully a professionally trained soldier and found out real fast.
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From the responses we can spot people who are the problem of this country….. Una deserve El Niño
Once Peter Obi wins the presidency, I go first dust my CV because I believe then Jobs will be based on merit and not connections, Na from 2027 we graduates go enjoy pass .
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My auntie is determined to get me married off to a man I’ve never seen in my life 😭😭😭
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I lied to a regular customer that we discontinued his favorite pastry because he made our teenage cashier cry

I work at a small bakery. Until a couple months ago we had this regular who came in every Tuesday morning, almost exactly at opening, to buy four lemon bars.

He'd been coming for years. Everybody knew his order. Everybody also hated serving him.

He complained constantly. If the box wasn't folded neatly enough he'd make us redo it. If the price went up he'd argue as if the person behind the register had personally decided that. He once made me count his change out twice because he didn't believe I'd given him the correct amount.

One morning he came in while our newest cashier was working. She's 17, it was her second week, and she accidentally charged him for five bars instead of four.

She immediately noticed, apologized and corrected it before taking his payment.

He still went off on her. Asked whether they taught math at her school and said something about how nobody wants to work anymore because young people are idiots.

She held it together until he left, then cried in the back.

The following Tuesday I was opening alone. He walked in and asked for his usual.

I told him we'd discontinued the lemon bars.

We hadn't. There were six of them cooling on a rack behind me.

He looked genuinely upset and asked why. I said they weren't selling well enough to justify making them anymore. He complained about how businesses always get rid of the good stuff and left without buying anything.

He came back the next Tuesday to check. I told him the same thing.

That was about two months ago. I haven't seen him since.

We still make lemon bars every morning. They actually sell pretty well.

I didn't tell my boss what I did. I know it wasn't my decision to make, and I deliberately lied to a paying customer because I personally wanted him gone. If he ever finds out, I could probably lose my job over it.

But our new cashier doesn't flinch every time the door opens anymore.

I'm not especially proud of lying. I'm also not sorry that I did it.
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A black guy tests the wrong white boy and finds out.
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It didn't affect me at all (other than the fact that I developed a fear of abandonment, emotional blockage, insecurity, guilt, and the belief that I don't deserve to have someone good by my side
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Kids are definitely crackheads 😭
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Mines is on a greater level on @Duelbits
Don’t miss out!
Mines, but it hits different now 💣
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One thing about life, the moment you stop explaining yourself to people, you start enjoying your peace differently.
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RT @foreeeeeal: first date tonight with a guy who's been really sweet to me for a few weeks
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wow I didn’t know this could happen
horse letting a tortoise enter its nostril
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If a woman does any of these things, she wants you to approach her and hit on her:
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Next safety meeting is gonna be really awkward
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Every sentence somehow made this worse 😭
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you do this to me in Uno and we'd have to step outside fr!😭
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