This is how much you've been giving to Pumpfun for each coin that ran.

If you're wondering why we don't have $1B+ tokens like Goat, Moodeng, and Fwog, this is my theory.

Everything changed in September 2025, thanks to Pumpfun 🧵

not only am i not worried about the crypto community's ability to handle the upcoming ai/quantum threat, i will venture to say that in the next 2 yrs the world will realize crypto is far better prepared for it than the rest of the internet and finance. we've had a trillion dollar *irreversible* honey pot for a decade, producing a far more battletested system and adversarial security culture than pretty much anywhere else on earth.

if you need tips on how to do this, start a weekly journal where you write 3 things you’re grateful for in life

Put a reminder on your calendar to do it

If you need to get in a rhythm quicker (and you have the time) try it daily

Blockbuster N64 video game demo station nostalgia

fever dream type shi the young ones will never enjoy

very glad im not actively trading this market, think most ppl are getting absolutely clapped

just going to sit in spot, enjoy my holidays and sell much higher next year

$TSLA update

$TSLA right now

I SHOULD’VE TAKEN A PICTURE OF IT

I bet there’s a lot of money to be made these midterms

And I should’ve grabbed a pic of my ballet 🤦‍♀️

I just sent in my absentee ballet with my vote for Abdul El Sayed

Could’ve influenced the market

@grok what do the current major prediction Mike Rogers?

This is the first time I’ve been jealous of a $paper trader

Should’ve called the bottom instead of staring at excel sheets for the man

Kinda tempted to quit

$1+ billion annualized

Yes, we’re going higher from here

Incredible piece on Hyperliquid coming to the USA in Bloomberg today.

Kudos @tracyalloway @TheStalwart

hyperliquid:native

“Comfy in spot”

we teleported from $50 to $75 then to $95 and retraced to $81

why are ppl crying?

we are up from $27 at the beginning of the year

that’s +200% ~conservatively~

$100 is coming soon

CME just pulled the plug on 24/7 oil trading.

And now, $HYPE oil price is on the Bloomberg terminal, the same stage as CME.

Hyperliquid.

Weekend black market for oil, now listed on the terminal institutional traders swear by.

You can’t write this type of shit.

CME backing away from 24/7 oil trading because of operational and staffing constraints is pretty telling.

If CME can’t compete for truly 24/7 flow, while Hyperliquid is built for it natively, the natural conclusion is pretty simple imo:

They either integrate with Hyperliquid, or slowly lose that flow to it.

> Adapt or die.

Very excited about AQAv2 turning on today

Add the ICE moderated panel at TOKEN2049

Forever bullish on Hyperliquid

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