@scalzi that's one reason my girlfriends go to the groomer every five weeks. That day my wife and I get to eat lunch in peace!
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@SQLBalls @JoshLuedeman @BuckWoodyMSFT I think that you are all on the right track!
Call me if you need bail. Not that I will post bail, I just want to be the first to hear the story.
On a <slightly> more serious note, have a great time!
Call me if you need bail. Not that I will post bail, I just want to be the first to hear the story.
On a <slightly> more serious note, have a great time!
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@DrJudiC @ValaAfshar if you "think outside of the box", then folding a fitted sheet is quick and easy.
See youtu.be/ckTCocBCUN4
See youtu.be/ckTCocBCUN4
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@anotarian @sqL_handLe I believe that the flying fickle finger of fate can outrun the likes of @pshore73
youtu.be/NfEDxbylTOE
Even an Oxford comma won't help that!
youtu.be/NfEDxbylTOE
Even an Oxford comma won't help that!
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@drsql This song meets the requirements that you gave, and is wickedly appropriate for whoever needs to carry on after you leave:
youtube.com/watch?v=8L6KGu…
youtube.com/watch?v=8L6KGu…
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@YetAnotherSQL @zippy1981 @jdanton I think that I found a way to show @way0utwest my reasoning!
That's a stack of eight pennies. They are taller than the hub.
That's a dollar bill sitting under the hub, with paper sticking out on all four sides.
122 grams! USB, HDMI, VGA.
That's a stack of eight pennies. They are taller than the hub.
That's a dollar bill sitting under the hub, with paper sticking out on all four sides.
122 grams! USB, HDMI, VGA.
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@Adrian_Fontes is a former instructor for the Marksman training for the USMC. He does a great presentation explaining what the second amendment means using the US Constitution to explain it.
youtu.be/MKrFQVuB1iU
youtu.be/MKrFQVuB1iU
Gun control now. No more excuses. Arming teachers, grocery baggers, pastors and priests and training them in sharpshooting isn't worthy of a response. The GOP is responsible for blocking gun laws. Atone. Gun control now. This is an excerpt from 2nd Amendment Remedy
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OK, now things are back to normal for my girlfriends. They are hanging out together, keeping an eye or three on mom and dad again!
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One of my girlfriends had the whole doggie bed to herself which was extremely unusual... Where was my other girlfriend???
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@sqL_handLe be sure to check out youtu.be/Z0HIo0P0-qM too.
She will LOVE it and you will both have a ball!
She will LOVE it and you will both have a ball!
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Even though people are impatient, I am NOT going to open this one for a bit... They need to wait!
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I wonder what it would cost @rob_farley to get a trip for @SQLSwimmer on a Black Bird.
youtu.be/8AyHH9G9et0
youtu.be/8AyHH9G9et0
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@SQL_Kiwi I should have asked you the question first, but I am glad you confirmed that it irks you when people explain your answer back to you and then thank you for confirming that answer.
I may be offline for a few days...
I may be offline for a few days...
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@mlarocca the URL posted doesn't work for me at @ManningBooks
The following URL does work for me.
manning.com/books/advanced…
The following URL does work for me.
manning.com/books/advanced…
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@grrl_geek unfortunately I can't get anyone to believe that the snoring during meetings is coming from my girlfriends.
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@vickyharp one of my girlfriends would very much like a belly rub. The other would happily sit on your lap while you rub her sister's belly.
These two like to see how challenging they can make it to feel down. They are accomplished at diverting me.
These two like to see how challenging they can make it to feel down. They are accomplished at diverting me.
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Is the @NordPass product being sold now, or is it still free as stated at support.nordvpn.com/Connectivity/R…
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@Restinbeachface don't tell @DBAKevlar because she'd tell Esme, but I think that Ms. @Cavadoodleroux might be my new girlfriend!
I don't worry about the two girlfriends that live at my house finding out... They get excited when I smell like a new girlfriend!
I don't worry about the two girlfriends that live at my house finding out... They get excited when I smell like a new girlfriend!
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@sqlcheesecake Rubber Duckie!
youtu.be/Kj1CGmAgKkc
youtu.be/Kj1CGmAgKkc
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Now I have the video of Ray Stevens "The Streak" rampaging around inside my noggin. I have no clue where that came from, or where he went!
Sharing: youtu.be/XtzoUu7w-YM
Sharing: youtu.be/XtzoUu7w-YM
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@ChrisAVWood @DesertDBA I was trying to capture the sentiment, not the era.
If I was targeting era I would have picked a Gregorian chant for the server that I retired!
For SQL 2008's debut it would be youtu.be/FJfFZqTlWrQ and to play it out youtu.be/gkPxgUshpec
If I was targeting era I would have picked a Gregorian chant for the server that I retired!
For SQL 2008's debut it would be youtu.be/FJfFZqTlWrQ and to play it out youtu.be/gkPxgUshpec
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@DesertDBA Play it a song, and send SQL 2008 on it's way!
youtube.com/watch?v=-nRU5R…
I retired one a few months ago that was frighteningly close to:
youtube.com/watch?v=rblt2E…
youtube.com/watch?v=-nRU5R…
I retired one a few months ago that was frighteningly close to:
youtube.com/watch?v=rblt2E…
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Does anyone know how to get to the @Ticketmaster web site using Brave, Chrome, Edge, or FireFox?
The TicketMaster.com web site seems to be having a really bad day today.
The TicketMaster.com web site seems to be having a really bad day today.
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@Restinbeachface it won't help tonight, but my girlfriends could school Roux right quick on puppy pad procedure. They have that down to a science!
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I'm not a real "foodie", but I know what I like!
The green and white stuff is horseradish cheddar on green beans.
The white and yellow stuff is sweet corn.
After I finish them, I'll have some charcoal grilled salmon.
I'm really going to enjoy supper tonight,
The green and white stuff is horseradish cheddar on green beans.
The white and yellow stuff is sweet corn.
After I finish them, I'll have some charcoal grilled salmon.
I'm really going to enjoy supper tonight,
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Metaphor Cuisinart warning
The last 2-3 months I've felt like I've been on a roller coaster.
I feel both shaken and stirred (with a nod to Roger Fleming).
Pretty quick I'm going to yell at the entire world and follow Astro.
youtu.be/5DxDEoDojJ4
The last 2-3 months I've felt like I've been on a roller coaster.
I feel both shaken and stirred (with a nod to Roger Fleming).
Pretty quick I'm going to yell at the entire world and follow Astro.
youtu.be/5DxDEoDojJ4
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@AMtwo I'm considering "upping my game" on the PPE front too.
I see a poster child for how NOT to wear PPE almost every time I leave the house!
I see a poster child for how NOT to wear PPE almost every time I leave the house!
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@SQLThugette ah, that makes sense.
I wonder if a small software "shim" could be arranged to meld transcription with a "markup" like highlighting of existing text in a deck.
I'm thinking an extension on what @shanselman did in youtu.be/ciNcxi2bPwM
I wonder if a small software "shim" could be arranged to meld transcription with a "markup" like highlighting of existing text in a deck.
I'm thinking an extension on what @shanselman did in youtu.be/ciNcxi2bPwM
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@pmpjr @DesertIsleSQL @karabarapickles other than sequence in my Twitter time line these two tweets have nothing to do with each other. The sequence still made me laugh when I really needed that!
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@LisaGB_sql @grrl_geek daggonit, now look what you made me do!
Dill cheese curds. I love these silly things!
Dill cheese curds. I love these silly things!
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Does anyone know why @VerizonWireless has apparently stopped offering the Samsung Galaxy Note 20 Ultra 512 GB model?
I'm a pig for memory and I really want the 12 GB RAM that comes with the 512 GB of storage
I'm a pig for memory and I really want the 12 GB RAM that comes with the 512 GB of storage
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Does anyone know how to reach @SUBWAY?
The sign up for their Android app is broken.
The toll free number the Android app references is broken.
The web page that the toll free number gives as a "last resort" can't help with the Android app.
There is a lot of broken there.
The sign up for their Android app is broken.
The toll free number the Android app references is broken.
The web page that the toll free number gives as a "last resort" can't help with the Android app.
There is a lot of broken there.
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@_randolph_west @SQLGinger disabled people can most certainly dance, and with minimal accommodations can join in most dances.
This is a sport chair, talented dancers, and carefully choreographed but it is inspiring!
youtu.be/nbLrrpsINSM
This is a sport chair, talented dancers, and carefully choreographed but it is inspiring!
youtu.be/nbLrrpsINSM
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@UScellularCares The DNS name resolved, but HTTPS: couldn't retrieve content. I repeated this 47 times, so it wasn't a "one off" problem. The result is shown in the screen capture.
Shortly after I tweeted, I tried again, and after two more tries the 49th consecutive attempt succeed.
Shortly after I tweeted, I tried again, and after two more tries the 49th consecutive attempt succeed.
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My wife prefers "normal" coffee, but this afternoon I'm drinking alone and working on gnarly code. I'm breaking out the @DeathWishCoffee today!
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To really make this perfect you need the audio to go with this campaign sign!
youtube.com/watch?v=i5txwF…
youtube.com/watch?v=i5txwF…
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but this is the greatest campaign sign ever made and whoever designed it deserves only the best in life.
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@equerystrian @MidnightDBA (Possibly NSFW lyrics coming)
Also consider the immortal lyrics of Ian Dury.
youtube.com/watch?v=sfp8xr…
Also consider the immortal lyrics of Ian Dury.
youtube.com/watch?v=sfp8xr…
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This is a general question, but I"m going to mention @BuckWoodyMSFT because I bet he already knows the answer.
How in BLAZES is OneNote missing from this picture??? I was looking to upgrade and hit the brakes HARD!
How in BLAZES is OneNote missing from this picture??? I was looking to upgrade and hit the brakes HARD!
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@zippy1981 I've had good luck with the EOS USB Utility.
The T6i has shot data in the HDMI stream, but that data can be turned off using the menus. See youtu.be/boZbh3RkXrA
I don't have a T4i to test with here, but I am pretty sure that the video can be cleaned up.
The T6i has shot data in the HDMI stream, but that data can be turned off using the menus. See youtu.be/boZbh3RkXrA
I don't have a T4i to test with here, but I am pretty sure that the video can be cleaned up.
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@SQLKohai hi Matt's class!
You can learn a lot from Matt. I hope that you don't need to deal with a substitute!
youtu.be/aDaCNA3pink
You can learn a lot from Matt. I hope that you don't need to deal with a substitute!
youtu.be/aDaCNA3pink
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@DBAKevlar I really ought to gift you with a bag of @DeathWishCoffee.
I probably ought to send it to @TimGormanTech so he has some say in when it hits.
Maybe when he's headed somewhere for a week or three!
I probably ought to send it to @TimGormanTech so he has some say in when it hits.
Maybe when he's headed somewhere for a week or three!
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There are days that I really wish I could encourage "off label" drug use!
youtube.com/watch?v=2hEUbe…
youtube.com/watch?v=2hEUbe…
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@SQLJennifer I just want you to know that @DBAKevlar is responsible for me listening to some excellent classical music tonight!
youtu.be/uT3SBzmDxGk
youtu.be/uT3SBzmDxGk
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I know that the Password Manager features has been in @Webroot for years, but I just tried to figure out how to use it this morning.
It doesn't show up in Android, Brave, Chrome, Edge, or FireFox. I couldn't find any current articles using web searches.
What am I doing wrong?
It doesn't show up in Android, Brave, Chrome, Edge, or FireFox. I couldn't find any current articles using web searches.
What am I doing wrong?
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@pshore73 @equerystrian @SQLFlipFlopsDBA @MMarie There's always a suit if the shots don't help enough!
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@PWSHChicago @chgopsug I can't read the message that the site popped up after I registered.
The color scheme seems sub-optimal.
I hope that I'm registered, I want to attend!
The color scheme seems sub-optimal.
I hope that I'm registered, I want to attend!
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@geo_walters @AngelaTidwell @sqlgrrl web.mit.edu/~yandros/poetr…
or for the full effect:
youtu.be/Ey6ugTmCYMk
or for the full effect:
youtu.be/Ey6ugTmCYMk
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@equerystrian @Kendra_Little @SQLBek @restream I'm working on something more cohesive and easier to reference (which is why I think a blog would be better than a presentation), but:
Start off with a great @shanselman YouTube at youtu.be/x_lHk9Lf-ow by
Follow that with @BrentO on brentozar.com/archive/catego…
Start off with a great @shanselman YouTube at youtu.be/x_lHk9Lf-ow by
Follow that with @BrentO on brentozar.com/archive/catego…
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@SQLKohai @RabbitRunDev @way0utwest Most streaming software seems to have a 200-800 ms lag for bluetooth. This causes the audio to lag behind the video and drives some viewers crazy.
See @shanselman (Scott Hanselman)'s wonderful YouTube streaming tutorial at youtu.be/x_lHk9Lf-ow
The iPhone demo lags.
See @shanselman (Scott Hanselman)'s wonderful YouTube streaming tutorial at youtu.be/x_lHk9Lf-ow
The iPhone demo lags.
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@Jorriss @erikdarlingdata Sister Mary Elephant appears sober.
youtube.com/watch?v=aDaCNA…
I'm not sure if there are any speakers who appear sober. That's an entirely different question.
youtube.com/watch?v=aDaCNA…
I'm not sure if there are any speakers who appear sober. That's an entirely different question.
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#Secretlab will extend their already industry leading warranty to five years if you post a public message like this!
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@mrpaulandrew good heavens, I thought that I was crazy with two 32 inch 4K monitors!
I hadn't considered the possibility of something larger than what I have!
I hadn't considered the possibility of something larger than what I have!
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@sirsql @SQLHA @sqlagentman Even some gas pumps accept contact-less payment! This is especially true in larger cities, but even here in the mid-west if I'm picky I can pay without touching anything!
Look for the contact-less payment logo, and particularly for a small green LED.
Look for the contact-less payment logo, and particularly for a small green LED.
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I tried to flip a TSA lock back into my backpack after use. That didn't end well. It reduced what little faith I had to nothing.
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I have made a discovery that may shock @BuckWoodyMSFT to his core!
There is a valid reason to slice bread side-to-side under certain conditions! The attached illustration of Cinnamon Struesel shows why in this special case a corner-to-corner slice would be catastrophic.
There is a valid reason to slice bread side-to-side under certain conditions! The attached illustration of Cinnamon Struesel shows why in this special case a corner-to-corner slice would be catastrophic.
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Just hanging at home, assembling furniture, playing home handyman, and listening to family Christmas favorites!
youtu.be/aEMmmty-gKw
youtu.be/aEMmmty-gKw
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Note that there are lots of options depending on your perspective, and no single correct answer.
How many things can you find wrong in this photo of SpeedTest on a 1 Gb circuit that typically manages about 750 down and 75 up?
How many things can you find wrong in this photo of SpeedTest on a 1 Gb circuit that typically manages about 750 down and 75 up?
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@MannheimSteam is playing at the Adler Theater in Davenport tonight. Amazing show at a restored RKO venue.
The sound and the optics are glorious!
The sound and the optics are glorious!
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