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Because I tweet the way I tweet doesn’t need I’m an angelic being or I’m perfect

I’ve just seen a lot of habits and behavioral patterns which help me understand the right things to do in some situations and some instance, hence I tweet about them

It doesn’t mean I’ll do them if the situation arise on my end, so please; don’t mirror my existence through my tweets and think “oh; he’s a great guy and close to perfect”.

I’m a normal human like the worst guy you know and also a normal human like the greatest guy you know

Whatever choice I’ll make in any situation is always up to me and me alone, not my tweets or any situation I address on here

I wish everyone the best and God’s blessings 😅
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Hotels”

People wey never see food chop
Service apartments in Abuja are folding up and they’re selling off most of their furnitures.

What could be going on? Are people going back to Hotels?
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Hitler for Stalin
🚨 Manchester United are now set to seal the agreement for Mauricio Pochettino to become the new head coach.

Talks underway with US Federation after the verbal agreement reached with Pochettino and his camp.

Matter of (short) time. 🔴🇦🇷 #mufc
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I'm genuinely confused.

So after the inflation.
After the kidnappings.
After months of no light.
After tax and fuel hikes.
After terrible healthcare.

After salaries can't even keep up with feeding.

Election Day comes then:
You dress up, You leave your house, You queue under the hot sun, You vote for the same person again.

You are not normal.
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Replying to @Top_GunM
Yeah, it is possible.

However, financing is very difficult.

If financing is difficult, then the feasibility of the project will be affected.
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Damn🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🚨💣 BREAKING: MANCHESTER UNITED HAVE SACKED MICHAEL CARRICK WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.
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Ibrahim Turaki became governor at 35

Donald Duke at 37

Chimaroke Nnamani at 38

OUK at 39

These guys got these opportunities when they were young, and their generation decided to close the doors at young people ever becoming anything more than SSAs.
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Bankrupt

I’m so fucked
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Love is beautiful and powerful
It will make you do what you think you can’t do
My baby and I are in a sexless relationship and it’s been a wonderful journey
I always wonder what a sexless relationship feels like tbh

So sexually active people come together and one person propose; “I know we’re really into each other but I’m not ready to fuck” then the other party goes “yeah, I can wait” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wow, what an amazing concept ❤️❤️
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A lot of you really just tweet to make yourselves happy and I really love it ❤️
I pity y’all who think baddies are living off men’s money. Most of them work in oil and gas and tech companies!!!! 😭
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Jensen Huang rescued me from probably living in debt the rest of my life. I was told I was one of just three hires that he approved during the pandemic, during a hiring freeze. I've never spoken to him, and only passed by him in HQ once. His personal life is frankly none of my business. But as a leader, I have yet to meet a better one. Ousting him is financial suicide, and I can only assume there is a hidden ulterior motive because I can't fathom any other reason for destroying the company's value.
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As long as the President Bola Tinubu couldn't go there, let's give it to Peter Obi for visiting them.
Peter Obi today paid tribute to the victims of the Yelewata massacre in Benue State
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Seeing the reactions of females to this tweet now, it’s incredible to know y’all babes like to fuck

I wonder who and who is practicing the celibacy y’all constantly preach on here

Or when the guy shows you penis, it ends there?👀
"Shortly after my wedding, I discovered that my husband had a micro-penis. We’d known each other for nearly three years, but decided to wait until marriage to have sex because we were both committed Christians.

I expected our sex life to begin after the wedding, but he kept making excuses and avoiding me.
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If a non virgin girl tell me this shit, That means she see me as a mumu.
I always wonder what a sexless relationship feels like tbh

So sexually active people come together and one person propose; “I know we’re really into each other but I’m not ready to fuck” then the other party goes “yeah, I can wait” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wow, what an amazing concept ❤️❤️
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They need to try it in the PL

Gyokeres and Barcola
Uma disputa de corrida antes de Fluminense x Botafogo, em 1999! 🏃‍♂️🔥

Nostálgico!
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They said GRV was lying

Meanwhile this is a tyrant doing same in his country
Anyway; geography is destiny and you can only see as far as your mind can take you in life, I’m not even amazed they think it’s impossible

I’m in a country with those who think corruption is strategy🤣
🇰🇵 Kim Jong Un inspecciona miles de nuevas viviendas construidas en Thongchon en poco más de dos meses.

Las casas se han levantado para realojar a los vecinos afectados por una nueva base naval, priorizando sus necesidades antes de iniciar las grandes obras militares.
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See Turban for head but na obi dey play Religion politics 🤣🤣🤣. Seyi wear turban ke
The moment a person in the crowd told Seyi Tinubu that if his father had done well, there wouldn't be a need for all this campaign 🥲🥲

Why did Seyi Tinubu climb on his jeep like this?
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Well
BREAKING: Nearly 90% of Nvidia employees surveyed want Jensen Huang to stay as CEO
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We cannot give up on Nigeria.
This is the only country we have. Japa cannot completely save you because you still have family members back home, and money cannot guarantee your safety either. We’ve seen enough to understand that.

We have to keep believing that things can change and play our part in changing it for the better.
Collect your PVCs, come out to vote and make sure your vote counts.
#GoNigeria #UseYourPower
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If you're gonna put men and women in a work environment, where women are going to clearly see who is at the top of the pecking order, and the man at the top is a plugged in dork with power, fame and fortune.

They are gonna fuck eventually.

Personally, I don't care where the CEO puts his dick or if he's married or not. The outrage is gay.

It's like getting mad at the sun for being hot or water for being wet.

This is human nature.

Let Jenson get on with the business of running NVDA.
NYT: “Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship With Nvidia Executive Who Reports to Him”
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Do not let the APC vuvuzelas distract you from news that Peter Obi actually visited the Yelwata in Benue state that Bola refused to visit despite the massacre there, citing heavy rains, severe flooding and bad roads (all government related problems btw).
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