Death is inevitable, let’s live well so people don’t have to lie during our funeral.

May I not have a daughter that would sacrifice her engineering career to settle and support a man by become a stay at home.

You are either flying alone or flying together. You sacrifice nothing.

We don't do that here.

One time, a guy asked what my plans are for the weekend, I told him my favorite live band was playing and I’ll be going to watch them play.
He said cool, we’ll go together then.

I already knew the things I needed to enjoy the experience and I made sure to order them all.
He ordered for just bottle water and I could see him sweating even when he was drinking a chilled water 😂

All of a sudden, someone that was chatty became so cold and mean.
I asked if he wouldn’t order for anything else and the way he replied made me laugh out so loud.
He asked why I was laughing,I said someone was about to fall over there.

I couldn’t finish everything so I called the waiter to bring the bill and also pack some of the items To Go.
After I cleared the bill, it took the waiter about 20 mins to return with the items.

In that 20 mins, Oga became so chatty again😂😂
He didn’t even enjoy the band because he couldn’t communicate his feelings all along.
I would have just told him I already made budget for that but where’s the fun in that now 🤭

An APC minister wanted to brag that emergency line 112 now works anywhere in Nigeria.

It was tested several times on live TV and it failed.
He tried with his own phone and it still wouldn’t connect.
The interviewer asked, “Why are they making you a liar?” Supporting APC comes with packaged humiliation.

If your friends only call you when it's time to drink,party or spend money,you don't have a circle,you have a spending committee.

Find a team that discusses assets,systems and global scaling.

The moment you catch your partner cheating or doing something wrong and they immediately start saying, “Baby, please, I’m sorry. I can explain,” don’t even let them speak o.

I repeat, don’t let them say anything because the next thing that comes out of their mouth is most likely going to be a lie.

A BIG, FAT LIE. 😂

I have since clocked that the reason many of them are angry at women is because they are too shy to do the things they accuse women of doing. If you want to be bad, by all means go ahead, I promise not to judge

God is actually funny 😭😂 See Diogo Jota and his wife already had three children together and nothing happened. The moment they finally got married, God untied the knot barely days later. It’s almost as if He was waiting for them to officially tie the knot before taking him away. 😭😭

Most Temu fails come from people who can’t spare 5 minutes of their time to read basic instructions

Ladies, guard your hearts. Gentlemen, guard yours too. Everybody is somebody's villain. 😂

An interviewer ask a lady
🧑: What's the craziest thing you've done for love.

👩‍🦱: I gave him money to surprise me and he ran away with the money

Lunch as a babe who loves eating clean😌

My sister school called us to come take her home because she’s sick. my Dad brought her home from the hospital , 30 minutes later this girl on ring light Dey dance for TikTok . 🥵

I will never understand the need of telling a maid not to eat on the dining with the rest of the family.

I don confuse them😂
They don’t know who’s next to go💃🏿💃🏿

Imagine being born in ancient Egypt and your job is to look after the Pharaoh’s anus.

Not his security. Not his finances. Not his kitchen.

His anus 😭

Some people really had interesting career paths in those days 😂🤣

Please kindly say a prayer for my Mum🙏.

The Lord added another year to her life and I am grateful to God for that 🙏.

Happy birthday 🎂🎂🎂 to my Mother, a farmer extraordinare. I pray for succes and good life for you Mummy..Amen 🙏

You can send your birthday gifts o 😂. 🌹

You Dey borrow your sugar daddy money to pay he children school fees ke
At least if you wan sin, sin once and sin right nau.

WTF 🤣😂

Me: I swear I am harmless
Same me the minute you enter my trap👇👇👇

He went to do a DNA test - they chased him away 🤣