Hi, My name is Shirley.

I am a food exporter,I source cleaned,processed and well packaged Nigeria food to everywhere in the world.

Are you in Canada,UK ,Us or any part of Europe and you are in need of a reliable food exporter? Look no more.

At SFH Exports your food choices is our top piority.

Kindly send a dm fir patronage

I'm temporarily hiring out my four-month-old baby. 😂

I can't sleep at night again. This boy sucks like there's no tomorrow, and honestly, Mama is tired!

Interested applicants should indicate their availability. One week, renewable if necessary.

T&Cs apply. 😂

I went to the mall this evening to buy something, I was behind a girl waiting for her to pay , she was wasting time . I peeped at her phone , she was busy chatting with someone . I asked her why she was wasting my time if she wasn’t ready to pay yet , some people are actually not okay in this country 🥹

So this love 🥰Even in their old age they display it. I wonder what their youthful days looked like, seeing how romantic they still are with each other.

I don’t know if it’s the period depression talking, but this month hasn’t started well for me.

First, my account has been struggling with what appears to be a shadowban for almost two weeks now, and it’s been incredibly frustrating.

On top of that, quite a few things have been l life that I unfortunately can’t share here. It’s just been a lot to deal with.

So, if you’ve noticed that I’m not engaging with your accounts as much as I used to, please understand that it’s not intentional. I’m currently trying to get my account and myself back to good health, and it’s taking more time and energy than I’d like.

To the few of you who are still seeing my posts, liking, commenting and showing up, I want to say a massive THANK YOU.

I see you. I appreciate you, and I do not take your support for granted.

Hopefully, I’ll get through this phase, get things back on track and return to my full strength.

Thank you for sticking around

"I've been using X for 100 years, and I'm only just discovering that you can..."

Oga, the feature is just rolling out. Let us hear word.
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What 100/100 in marriage looks like. ❤️

Husband: Babe, I've sent the children's school fees and money for the utilities. Please help me settle them.

Wife: Dear, I got paid today, so I stopped at the market to restock most of the food items we're running out of.

Husband: Babe, I invested the money I made from that deal in the property we discussed.

Wife: That's good, dear. I also got us that solar fan we talked about and replaced the faulty blender.

Husband: There was light today while you were away, so I quickly did the laundry and cleaned up the house.

Wife: Awww, thank you, dear. I prepared your favourite soup this afternoon and kept some aside for you.

Husband: Babe, I think we should start saving towards that family holiday.

Wife: Already started! I've put something aside from my last business profit.

Husband: You're really making this journey easier.

Wife: That's what we're here for, dear. We're building this life together.

100/100 in marriage is not about who does more or who contributes more. It's about two people who genuinely care about each other's well-being.

Nobody is watching the other struggle just to prove a point.

That's partnership. That's friendship. That's marriage.

Body shaming is one thing I'll never do to another human being. That shit can traumatize someone for life, and people don't realize how deep those wounds can go.

Me: i want 3 sharwama

Seller: Which one do you want sir?

Me: beef.

Seller: Okay.. Chief me i’ll eat o, should i make for myself?

Me: No problem, just hurry up.

Seller: Ahh thank you sir.

Me: Please add 3 milkshakes to it.

Seller: Okay sir, should i add for myself too?

Me:

Good Evening Y'all. 🙂🤎.

Hope y'all had a great day and got your urgent 2k.

We go again tomorrow.
We are relentless. 👷😉

OPay might be losing its relevance very soon because of GTBank's 737 app.

The 737 app beats OPay hands down in several areas. I believe a Gen Z techie is behind this app because the user experience is impressive.

Transactions take just 5 seconds to get credited.

Onboarding and you don't even need to have an existing GTBank account to sign up.

And their savings interest rate? Amazing! 13% monthly on savings.

GTBank came prepared with this one.

My grandma had a stroke at 74, and I believe loneliness played a major role.

After I gained admission into university, none of my uncles was willing to take her in. They felt that since she had a house in the village, a caregiver and money for treatment were enough.

For almost nine months, she remained paralysed on her right side. Her children hardly visited. Whenever I called, she always said, "It is well," even when things were terrible.

Eventually, one of my uncles' wives insisted on bringing her to Lagos to care for her herself. When we got home to pick her up, I met Grandma in a heartbreaking condition. She had lost so much weight, could barely speak or walk, and I had to bathe her before we took her to Lagos.

Less than two months later, she started walking again.

Today, that woman has made it clear Grandma is staying with them permanently.

I never expected this kind of kindness in my family, but it reminded me that marrying a good person is a blessing. One good heart can make life easier for an entire family.

Actually, I don't know much about the research going on for HIV and cancer, but I know a little about Type 1 diabetes.

In 2024, researchers in China used stem cells to create insulin-producing cells and implanted them in a woman with Type 1 diabetes. Within months, she was able to produce her own insulin and no longer needed injections.

Then in 2026, researchers developed an experimental electric implant that was tested on diabetic mice. It uses electrical signals to trigger a reaction that helps remove excess glucose from the body. The results were promising, although it hasn't been tested in humans.

Now, imagine all this scientific progress while living with diabetes in Nigeria.

Since 2023, the cost of insulin has skyrocketed. I've experienced increases of up to 500% on a single pen. An average Type 1 diabetic may need about three pens every month. That's without test strips, hospital visits and other expenses.

And you cannot simply stop buying insulin because you cannot afford it. Your life depends on it.

So yes, science is making progress, and I'm happy about that. But what happens to people like us in Nigeria? Even if these breakthroughs become available tomorrow, how many of us will survive long enough or have the money to benefit from them?

In this country, even staying alive is becoming a luxury.

What's the most painful heartbreak you've ever experienced in a relationship? Was it your first, second, third, or even the fourth?

Praise the Lord!!!

They have finally paid we Oyo Corpers our October Allawee after 42 days.

I'll not be drinking so so garri again 😒

Dinner is ready.

I wanted to reserve the last turkey finger for tomorrow morning but I said to myself “what if you don’t make it to tomorrow” so had to eat it😂😂😂😂

Would eat egg tomorrow if I make it🥹🥹🥹

I was going to Lugbe from Churchgate when we stopped to pick someone up near the bridge just after Churchgate. Suddenly, a guy riding a bicycle approached us and begged us to give him a lift, saying he would pay.

We asked him what he would do with his bicycle, and he said we r. 😂

We told him we couldn’t help with that because, if only we were driving a Hilux, we could have put the bicycle in the back.

Only God knows where this guy was coming from in that scorching heat. He looked completely exhausted.

Then I remembered Gaddafi Musa, the 26-year-old man from Funtua, Katsina State, who rode his bicycle all the way from Katsina to Lagos in March 2023 to celebrate Tinubu’s victory.

How on earth did that guy manage to cycle all the way to Lagos? 😂😂

I wore my APC face cap this afternoon because the sun was scorching.

I went to the POS lady to withdraw, and the first thing she asked was, “Aunty, are you APC?”

I laughed and explained that it was just an ordinary cap I wore to shield my face from the sun. She warned me to be are angry.

I didn't take her seriously until I got to the market. People kept giving me strange looks.

Then I got to a meat seller and asked for ₦4,000 worth of meat. After some back and forth, he looked at me and said, “It is you and your people that put this country in this condition. Is that not an APC cap you are wearing on your head?”

Omo! I had to explain myself all over again. 😂

I collected my meat, removed the cap and stuffed it inside my nylon bag.

Nigerians are really angry! 😂

My man’s dinner.👩🏽‍🍳
What are you eating tonight?

All this relationship talk is becoming boring and stale,In this life everybody knows their levels so go for your level.

As I’m broke now, why should I be eyeing a rich man? No be thief I be?
This constant “Nigerian women are this and that is becoming stale. YES we have greedy women but you as a man should also know your level.
You will see a woman well put together, with a banging body looking so expensive but you broke boy that is owing every loan app in Nigeria will go and befriend her, the moment she bills you , you start calling her names.
Some of you will claim that she sleeps around that’s why she is able to afford the lifestyle, even if she sleeps around? At least she goes for a paying client that understands her level not you with your 500naira boxers.

Can we stop this pretense? Both men and women are all gold diggers, you are attracted to her body, beauty and physique, while she is attracted to your pockets.

If you don’t have what it takes to maintain her, go for mama sukura that sells fish. Stop chasing what you cannot afford and insulting women because they have standards you cannot meet.

Guys History has been made mama ukehe brother has given her 2 plots of land in her father’s compound, to build a house, because Nigerians wants to build a house for her. A married woman came home to her father’s house in Igbo land and she was given land to build a house in their ancestral home.
Wonderful!!!

He even said that his children has no right to that land in the future.