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Thanks to all my oomfs for getting me up to 250. It's good to see the Empire's sons aren't lost to the years of Disney propaganda.
Now, pick your class and secure that command post!
Now, pick your class and secure that command post!
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Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 retweeted
>grow up in multiculti democracy
>Get told you are special as a kid
>Attempt to participate in good faith with an illegitimate government that holds you back from your potential and refuses to fix problems
>Kill your heroes and establish a fascist space empire
He's literally me
>Get told you are special as a kid
>Attempt to participate in good faith with an illegitimate government that holds you back from your potential and refuses to fix problems
>Kill your heroes and establish a fascist space empire
He's literally me
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Filoni in the drawing room one day:
"George, remember that ARC trooper from the comics, Alpha? Well, here's a bald wholesome chungus with a thing for my underage tailhead main character and a total disregard for dress code. Also, he gets the Jaig eyes instead because I say so."
"George, remember that ARC trooper from the comics, Alpha? Well, here's a bald wholesome chungus with a thing for my underage tailhead main character and a total disregard for dress code. Also, he gets the Jaig eyes instead because I say so."
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Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 retweeted
GM gents
Go to church and worship with your fellow saints. This is how we win down here.
Happy Lord’s Day
Go to church and worship with your fellow saints. This is how we win down here.
Happy Lord’s Day
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Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 retweeted
"Sorry, bro, you gotta be the chosen one and fight in the fake war, but you can't save your mother from slavery."
Same logic today:
"Sorry, bro, you gotta fight the chosen people's fake wars, but you can't save your country from invasion or have a family."
Same logic today:
"Sorry, bro, you gotta fight the chosen people's fake wars, but you can't save your country from invasion or have a family."
The betrayal of the Zoomer
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"Grimdark doesn't work in Star Wars" is the single biggest tell of a Star Wars tourist.
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Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 retweeted
"Assistiu 9 filmes de Star Wars e vai votar no Império"
Sim???
Sim???
Assistiu 9 filmes de Star Wars e vai votar no Império;
Leu 7 livros de Harry Potter e vai votar pelo bem dos Comensais da Morte;
É fã de O Senhor dos Anéis, mas escolheu votar no Sauron;
Diz gostar de Zelda, mas está do lado da Calamidade…
O nerd brasileiro não entendeu nada.
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> Blackpills his master so hard, he wouldn't take another Padawan after him
> Mentors a Tusken who becomes Dark Lord after Sidious
> Owns a whole harem and still forbids relationships
> Hides behind his allies as Grievous butchers them all
>Respectable moderate High Councilor
> Mentors a Tusken who becomes Dark Lord after Sidious
> Owns a whole harem and still forbids relationships
> Hides behind his allies as Grievous butchers them all
>Respectable moderate High Councilor
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Several of my replies are just Rebel fans coping and seething about their no-win situation.
In Disney Canon, they're neutered cucks propped up entirely by plot devices.
In Legends, their whole ethos gets curbstomped by Slaanesh level hedonists.
Generational Imperial W.
In Disney Canon, they're neutered cucks propped up entirely by plot devices.
In Legends, their whole ethos gets curbstomped by Slaanesh level hedonists.
Generational Imperial W.
The Yuuzhan Vong were the first thing written out by Disney's Lucasfilm because they force a paradigm shift.
When "Literally Nazis" are the deterrent for "Literally Chaos" AND instrumental to getting rid of them, were the Rebels really the heroes for opening the gates to them?
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The Yuuzhan Vong were the first thing written out by Disney's Lucasfilm because they force a paradigm shift.
When "Literally Nazis" are the deterrent for "Literally Chaos" AND instrumental to getting rid of them, were the Rebels really the heroes for opening the gates to them?
When "Literally Nazis" are the deterrent for "Literally Chaos" AND instrumental to getting rid of them, were the Rebels really the heroes for opening the gates to them?
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Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 retweeted
Reports are breaking that Lindsay Graham was gay and had relationships with teenage boys.
Please inform the media we all knew this already.
Please inform the media we all knew this already.
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It's an unwritten rule of the galaxy that 1 in every billion blue aliens turns out baller for no discernible reason. Not even the Emperor can explain why.
No, the Twi'leks don't make the cut, their whole civilization is just a vicious cycle of slavery and communism.
No, the Twi'leks don't make the cut, their whole civilization is just a vicious cycle of slavery and communism.
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