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Muslims after getting a Tesla Roadster:
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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“Sell Abdul.”
🚨 Pelosi rips Abdul El-Sayed, says his views on Israel are "more than concerning":

“This new person in Michigan, we’ll see if he gets elected.”
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Talarico when he sees the percentage
BREAKING: 69% chance James Talarico wins Texas Senate race — a new all-time high
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Prison Mitch retweeted
"One Dune bucket, please."
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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I don’t believe them. He’s going to show up in Secret Wars like:
All of us at Marvel Studios are deeply saddened by the passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. Sir Patrick brought Professor Charles Xavier to life with extraordinary grace, intelligence, and humanity, defining the character for generations of fans, from "X-Men" to "Logan" to "Avengers: gular talent, a generous collaborator, and a true gentleman. Our hearts go out to his wife Sunny, his children, his friends, and the countless fans around the world whose lives he touched with his art.
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Prison Mitch retweeted
the AMC employee when you and your buddy ask for the Dune 3 popcorn bucket with 20 pumps of butter and no popcorn
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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When your buddy takes you to the dune 3 premier then orders this popcorn bucket:
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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Lusty Butts

United States, Census, 1920
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Ok let’s check in on Iowa Men’s Basketball posts…OH MY GOD!
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Prison Mitch retweeted
“Hey, hey, I've seen this one, I've seen this one - this is a classic!”
Philadelphia is preparing to become the first city in the nation to offer this mortgage model, with lower interest rates, no private mortgage insurance, and credit scores as low as 620.
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BREAKING: Odds Fed "hikes" rates this year surges ahead of FOMC meeting today

84% chance.
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Spent some time at the salon and the barbershop in Grand Rapids 💈🤝
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Spent some time at the salon and the barbershop in Grand Rapids 💈🤝
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“Hey, hey, I've seen this one, I've seen this one - this is a classic!”
Philadelphia is preparing to become the first city in the nation to offer this mortgage model, with lower interest rates, no private mortgage insurance, and credit scores as low as 620.
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Prison Mitch retweeted
And if you enjoy seeing meat grilled evenly while it rotates on a skewer, please go to my website: meat spin dot com
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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“I’m putting together a team.”
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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“Put everything on $CAKE.”
The Cheesecake Factory is a great American institution.

Tune in at 12:30 PM EST for a surprise. 🎶
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