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Here's a rare photo of me doing crowdwork, taken at the Ice House in Pasadena. God willing, I will be doing a 100% crowdwork free set this Saturday evening on the very same stage. It's a 5pm show, your kids will be fine if you sneak out for a few hours.
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I’m helping a 21-year-old woman get out of Afghanistan and safely make her way to Canada. I’m looking for an immigration lawyer who might be willing to volunteer their time or offer pro bono assistance with the Canadian visa and immigration process.
We have her passport and a potential way to get her to Dubai, from where we hope she can eventually travel to Canada and seek refugee protection.
If you’re an immigration lawyer, know someone who may be able to help, or can connect us with an organization that supports women in these circumstances, please reach out.
Any help, connections, or guidance would mean so much. ❤️
Please shoot me a message below or send me a DM. Thank you!
Please RT!
We have her passport and a potential way to get her to Dubai, from where we hope she can eventually travel to Canada and seek refugee protection.
If you’re an immigration lawyer, know someone who may be able to help, or can connect us with an organization that supports women in these circumstances, please reach out.
Any help, connections, or guidance would mean so much. ❤️
Please shoot me a message below or send me a DM. Thank you!
Please RT!
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This is a mind numbing thread. Just insanely blatant corruption.
1/ I'll explain exactly how this happened because I'm the person at Forbes who calculates these numbers.
This is going to take some unraveling, but here's a spoiler: The president's answer here is nonsense.
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Roger was such a beautiful guy, never a frown on his face regardless the circumstances. Rest in peace my friend 💔
I am saddened to hear of the passing of my friend Roger Sippl. Roger was a loving husband, father, founder and an all around poker enjoyer. He used to fly himself into vegas on Saturday afternoon, play poker all night laughing, smiling and bluffing and then when the sun came up irport and fly himself back home! (As the only pilot).
Sippl might be the only regular player I’ve played poker with that I’ve never heard a bad word said about. He was just an all around gentlemen and great guy. Never got upset, never had a bad time. He explained to me that he had terminal cancer when he was 19, he survived, and everyday since had been a freeroll, what’s not to smile about.
My favorite story about Roger is when I took him to the Chiefs vs Eagles superbowl. I’m a hardcore chiefs fan, and he wore a chiefs jersey to the game along with me. Right before halftime the eagles scored a touchdown, and he was dancing doing an eagle flap, with an Eagles jersey on all of the sudden! He had made a big bet on the eagles but didn’t have the heart to tell me, as he was my guest, but once they started winning he couldn’t keep it in. 😂😂.
I got to know Roger well through the years and he was a deeply loving man, he loved his family, loved his friends, and enjoyed life to his fullest. I love you Roger, and know that one day before too long we’ll being playing poker together in the sky, just like in your poems.
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For the first time since 2014, there’s a real chance we won’t have enough funding to run our annual Double Up Drive.
We’re looking for donors willing to help fund our matching pool and keep the tradition going.
If you’re interested in making a significant contribution, please reach out to info@doubleupdrive.com.
We’re looking for donors willing to help fund our matching pool and keep the tradition going.
If you’re interested in making a significant contribution, please reach out to info@doubleupdrive.com.
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RT @HeyScoops: While Penn’s back is recovering from a procedure, Matt will be joining some magical friends over the holidays and performing…
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Got together with some old friends last night to gloat about the midterms, and to talk reboot! It’s happening. #TheWestWing
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you do have to hand it to trump, none of our presidents could have gotten this many democrats elected
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They’re already done calling the midterms, so Kornacki is just describing the differences between the three Burbank AMCs:
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Big upgrade, come check it out
(Also I think my sunglasses are broken)
(Also I think my sunglasses are broken)
We sent @jeffplatt and @Stapes to the Bahamas for an exclusive first look at the NEW HOME of WSOP Paradise: @BahaMarResorts! 🇧🇸🌴
Here’s what players can expect this December. 👀
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Genuinely shocked that Trump’s platform to raise prices, go to war for no reason, and gun down nurses in the streets didn’t resonate with the electorate
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This is such a disaster for Republicans it's surprising Ted Cruz isn't on his way to Mexico.
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Turns out all the Democrats needed to sweep was 12 straight years of abject hell and plummeting living conditions
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