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This Comedian Plays Every Cliché Movie Character And It Rules So Hard funnyordie.com/2019/4/15/1830… via @funnyordie
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RT @LukeBarnett: Go watch FOUR ITCHY BOYS. It’s live RIGHT NOW.
Without a doubt one of the coolest projects I’ve been a part and truly pe…
Without a doubt one of the coolest projects I’ve been a part and truly pe…
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Kendall Jenner Proves She’s the Ultimate Horse Girl With Low-Key 31st Birthday Celebration eonline.com/news/1437918/k…
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Ken is a gem! Was happy to meet him after battling for so long on the fake baseball field. Grab up his book!
I went to Madison, WI yesterday and met my @PursuePennant buddy @RealChrisCal for the first time. Check out Chris' outstanding comedy album "Husky Boy"!
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It’s a fair point. New York and Florida are basically the same, except for our 24/7 subway system, one of the nation’s largest public hospital systems, a higher minimum wage, stronger worker protections, universal 3-K, paid family leave, paid sick leave, and paid prenatal leave.
Gov. Ron DeSantis: "My budget's $117 billion. New York State's budget's $268 billion. That's more than twice the budget. Obviously, they have heavy taxes. The question is, are you getting twice the services living in New York?"
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I just attached to direct a really solid horror script. Hyper contained (3 actors, 1 location), tight script, very scary. Swings big at the end. My team probably won’t take it out till the top of the year but if any producers (ideally with financing) who follow me want a sneak, DM me.
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All yall conservatives better start preparing for your gender reassignments. Orders will be handed out in January.
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We saw you across the bar and we demand you denounce the Muslim Brotherhood.
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You can register to vote on Election Day in the following states: CA, CO, CT, HI, ID, IL, IA, ME, MD, MI, MN, MT, NV, NH, NM, UT, VT, VA, WA, WI, WY, and Washington, D.C.
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Delivering pizza was something that even pizzarias in the smallest random towns figured out literally decades ago.
And @DoorDash enshittified it within a few years
And @DoorDash enshittified it within a few years
Dear @DoorDash seriously. go fuck yourself. I went to an event last night so I can give out candy at a friends house and my mate gave out candy at the house. So he orders a pizza early like around 3 or 4 and gets updates its been pushed back and pushed back. And then eventually
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Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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The absolutely disgusting and creepy coroner from an 80s horror movie.
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I hate Jets Fan Halloween, what do you mean you’re the wind that knocked down the Broncos kickoff in the 1998 AFC championship game that ultimately led to the Jets blowing a 10-0 lead and not making a Super Bowl they absolutely would have won
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Netflix has spent the last 10 years trying to render movie theaters obsolete. i wrote about why they failed, why they gave up, and why abandoning their holy war on exhibition could save the struggling company from becoming obsolete itself.
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Great story by @zinoman on a revolting development nytimes.com/2026/10/29/art…
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I am very much drawn to Sheng Wang's deadpan delivery and sharp writing on the most banal and mundane aspects of life.
Check out the latest in my series of conversations with artists about the mystery of the human creative impulse: washingtonpost.com/style/2026/10/…
Check out the latest in my series of conversations with artists about the mystery of the human creative impulse: washingtonpost.com/style/2026/10/…
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