@SacSQLDude Make a face print...

@SacSQLDude @ErnestCook And then you’ve got your stolen sandwich days... those are the worst...

@william_a_dba @SQLSatIndy @SACSQLUG Currently on mobile; looks like this in Firefox on iOS; yes, I see format bar.

@SacSQLDude @toddkleinhans @KarlaKay22 @sqlqueen

@SacSQLDude @SACSQLUG

Thanks @ami_levin for sharing your knowledge with the #sqlpass community for numerous years! Pleased to have you join us at @SACSQLUG tonight; still remember your #SQLSatSiliconValley session from 2013!

@realworldis Jump to 1:25:25 in this video for demo from Day 1 keynote:

youtube.com/watch?v=XOzn0O…

Learning all about SQL Server function performance with @sqlelf at @SACSQLUG meeting tonight!
#sql #sacramento #sqlpass

Happy Holidays from @SACSQLUG! It’s time for the #sqlpass community news with @SacSQLDude in his festive sport coat!
#sql #sacramento #sqlpass

@SacSQLDude @amazon Same here. At least two days late...

Wasn't expecting that I'd be leaving cooler Sacto weather behind for warmer Denver weather when I booked my #SQLSatDenver trip!

@jasonhorner @surface youtu.be/8iwBM_YB1sE

#SQLSatSacInMaui in 2020? What the what? You heard it here first! @SacSQLDude going big! #SQLSatSac #sqlpass

"Good Day to YOU!" #SQLSatSac post-event entertainment in #SactoDoCo with @SQLEspresso & @Neil_Hambly at @SacramentoKings / @Golden1Center and the metallic security fellow. cc: @jdanton @SqlrUs

Hello to you too, @SacSQLDude! #SQLSatSac raffle! Great event today! #sqlpass #sacramento #sql

Alex Purice wrapping up the #SQLSatSac Lightning Talks session with his "temporal tables" preso! #sql #sqlpass #sacramento

And now Saru Radhakrishnan is up, sharing his knowledge of "migrating on-prem SQL Server environments to the Microsoft Azure cloud" in the #SQLSatSac Lightning Talks session! #sql #sqlpass #sacramento

Getting the low-down on SQLOpsStudio at #SQLSatSac with @SQLDCH in the Lightning Talks session! #sqlpass #sacramento

@SacSQLDude @ChrisStapleton @sqlqueen @DataFLowe ALL ABOARD!
youtu.be/kZLBVi_0ENU

@realworldis Boooooo....

@SacSQLDude Just say yes Jason!

Quick & easy internal battery replacement on a Dell 9550 with the @iFixit 64 bit driver kit!

@SacSQLDude @SqlrUs Need more power?

youtu.be/4tKdWdBf0M0

@SacSQLDude @BrentO

#sqlsatsac team hangin at the Dive Bar!
@SacSQLDude @SQLDCH @nocentino absent: @jasonhorner

@nocentino The crew

@nocentino Tweetception...

SQLSaturday #Sacramento #sqlsatsac speaker gifts from the last four years! #sqlpass

@SacSQLDude @SQLDCH

SSIS Process Automation presentation by @sqlelf at @SACSQLUG meeting!

"Raise your hand if you're here to cover your a.a.s." - @SQLDCH wants to know!
#sql #sacramento #azure

@SQLReeves @jasonhorner @SQLDCH @ChrisHyde325 @SacSQLDude

@SQLDCH good idea...

When your @SanDisk Sansa e280 from 2006 decides it needs a new battery...

Congrats @markginnebaugh and @RossMistry on another successful #sqlsatsiliconvalley! #sqlsat493

"Hidden Gems of SSMS" with @SacSQLDude

#sqlsat493 #sqlsatSiliconValley

.@SQLDCH talking SSRS Reports in SSMS at #sqlsat493 #sqlsatSiliconValley

.@SQLJudo used to be a badge, then he fell in love with SQL Server #sqlsat493 #sqlsatSiliconValley

Ross @RossMistry says his belt is a USB cable. #sqlsat493 #sqlsatSiliconValley

Here's @markginnebaugh kicking off the #sqlsat493 #sqlsatSiliconValley keynote! @RossMistry up next!

Waking to #sqlsatSiliconValley earlier this evening... Pleasant Mountain View.

More iron!

@naomithesqldba #sqlsat312 #sqlsat399 #sqlsatsac @SACSQLUG @SacSQLDude @SQLDCH

Branding irons!

@naomithesqldba @stevewake @mike_fal @jasonhorner @SQLMickey @angelstreamline @_StaciaV_

The @SACSQLUG group watching a remote presentation by @KimberlyLTripp at our meeting tonight.
#sql #sacramento

Thanks to @RandstadUSA for sponsoring our @SACSQLUG meeting tonight!
#sql #sacramento

Here's @SacSQLDude starting our @SACSQLUG meeting with @sqlpass community news!
#sql #sacramento

Chris @realworldis talking about contained databases at @SACSQLUG meeting tonight.
#Sacramento #sql

Mike @Noctechie discussing ugly SQL Server views at @SACSQLUG
#sql #sacramento

Jim Alward at @SACSQLUG talking about SQL Server Filegroups
#sql #sacramento

December #sqlpass community news at @SACSQLUG with @SacSQLDude
#sql #sacramento

Dan @SQLDCH learned some restore tips from @grrl_geek at #summit15 and shared with @SACSQLUG tonight!

Here's @SQLDCH at tonight's @SACSQLUG meeting discussing advanced restores.
#sql #sacramento

Learning about encryption and new installation features from @d_nayak at @SACSQLUG meeting.
#sql #sacramento

Hadoooooop!!! At @SACSQLUG meeting learning about #Hadoop from @SacSQLDude
#sql #sacramento

#sqlpass community news from @SacSQLDude at @SACSQLUG meeting.
#sql #sacramento

Last sightseeing day after #summit15. A little wet and windy at Snoqualmie Falls today, but still a great view.

Downtown Seattle late afternoon and early evening Saturday from Kerry Park on Queen Anne Hill
#summit15 #sqlpass

Post- #summit15 visit to Japanese Gardens near Lake Washington

"Query Store in SQL Server 2016 & Azure SQL DB" With @borko_novakovic
#summit15 #sqlpass

SSIS Testing with @Tim_Mitchell
#sqlpass #summit15

Starting the day off with "SQL Server Databaseology" with @SqlrUs
#summit15 #sqlpass

SSIS & MDS what's new session with @mattmasson and Jimmy Wong of MS.
#summit15 #sqlpass

"The Plan Cache Whisperer: Performance Tuning SQL Server Using the Plan Cache" w/ @StrateSQL #summit15 #sqlpass

Denise @denisemc06 announces PASS Summit 2016, to be held October 25-25 in Seattle.
#summit15 #summit16 #sqlpass

Per @wadamj PASS Summit to be held in Seattle through 2019.
#summit15 #sqlpass

Day two keynote underway with @wadamj
#summit15 #sqlpass

SQL Karaoke at the @PragmaticWorks party!
#summit15 #sqlpass

It's 1989 all over again! @KipWinger & @WingerTheBand at the @Idera_Software party #summit15 #sqlpass

.@kipwinger & @wingertheband entertaining the crowd at the @Idera_Software party #summit15 #sqlpass

Who knew @kipwinger was still rockin' in 2015? #summit15 #sqlpass @Idera_Software

Having fun and losing my hearing at the @Idera_Software party #summit15 #sqlpass

Ready for "Building a Performance Monitoring System using XEvents and DMVs" with @olahallengren
#summit15 #sqlpass

"Create and Load a Staging Area" with @scottcurrie about to begin. #summit15 #sqlpass #biml

"Don't start from zero!" @wstrasser at #summit15 #sqlpass Mention of tools/scripts from @jamiet @mauridb

An SSIS Catalog Programmatic Journey with @wstrasser at #summit15 #sqlpass

#summit15 keynote - and that's a wrap! #sqlpass

Shawn Bice: "Reporting Services: completely overhauled!"
#summit15 #sqlpass

Rohan Kumar: "SQL Server 2016 'Always Encrypted' Closes all the gaps that existed in the past"
#summit2015 #sqlpass

Shawn Bice: "Real-time operational analytics - learn and adjust while things are happening"
#summit15 #sqlpass

Shawn Bice, MS DB Systems group, "SQL Server 2016 - everything's built-in."
#summit15 #sqlpass

#summit15 @josephsirosh: "We have people on the ground and our head in the cloud." #sqlpass

#summit15 @efleis "Our data doubles every year." #sqlpass

#summit15 keynote @josephsirosh: "We are all big data". #sqlpass

Next up, @josephsirosh #summit15 #sqlpass

And here's Tom @SQLRockstar ! #summit15 #sqlpass

Paul @paul_turley doing an excellent job of filling all the seats for keynote #summit15 #sqlpass

#sqlpass @SACSQLUG props for @SacSQLDude in keynote pre-roll #summit15

Ready for the #summit15 keynote! #sqlpass

Good eats this evening at @EttasRestaurant
#srw #summit15

Great meeting & chatting with you; thanks for the donuts!
#sqlfamily #summit15
@JenniferMcCown @KenpoDBA

Grant @GFritchey warns "I will cause a ruckus!" #sqlsat375

Wrapping up #summit14 at @pikebrewing #sqlpass

MS PFEs @SysFrameWorks & @mncray educating & entertaining attendees in one of the final sessions. #summit14 #sqlpass

Pic of @AaronBertrand taking a selfie of his 10:45 AM session. #summit14 #sqlpass

Good night, SQLSaturday 276! #sqlsat #sqlsat276

Kevin Boles @TheSQLGuru talking about SQL Server 2014 New Features #sqlsat #sqlsat276

#sqlsat276 @sqlqueen @vickyharp Food and vendors downstairs has eliminated this problem from last year...