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The buildings explode now. And the troop pathfinding does not like it

she beat the fuck outta him lmaoooooo

Rubbing and patting his back, what a champ

Sexpestiny and his sycophants are running scared, I see this as a badge of honor.

You’re not getting flak unless you’re over the target

Grok is out here ranking BDSM

JUST IN: Scientists reveal the optimal dance moves men should make to attract female mates.

You will never have this

> be me
> chilling
> unfocused for 24 hr
> trying to lock tf in
> something feels off
> can't quite place it
> suddenly turn around
> huge spider on my wall
> like nearly as big as my hand
> oh fuck
> shit my pants
> carefully move
> get spray
> spray him
> he recoils at once
> takes it like a champ
> spray him again
> adrenainstinct
> really big spider wtf
> hate looking at it
> spray him a third time
> he's still just standing there on the wall
> falls
> catches himself
> crawls back up
> does this several times
> eventually walks horizontal
> finds his way next to a lamp
> on top of my cats little orange tube thing
> don't understand
> it keeps crawling
> crawls exactly to edge
> really well illuminated
> not even trying to hide
> positions itself perfectly
> turns slowly toward me
> legs starting to slow down
> looks at me
> raises a single leg
> salutes me with its leg
> collapses and starts to die
> legs are curling in now
> immediately no longer feel fear
> its still looking at me
> I'm looking at it
> I suddenly think about its life
> how long was it in my house?
> how many insects did it eat?
> was it actually protecting me?
> look back at spider once more
> salute it back
> tears in my eyes writing this
> it twitches and stops moving
> stand there for 20 mins

oh my god what have I done I am filled with such immense regret
I should have just put him outside
RIP sweet spider prince, I'm sorry my noble brother

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Gonna wear a cat in the hat costume and put my wife in a thing 1 costume and an unknown person in thing 2 for Halloween

A big part of the Obama presidency that’s kind of forgotten now was Obama saying the corniest shit imaginable and then a bunch of otherwise jaded liberals falling over themselves to say how “cool” he was

I see a lot of good advice to this young man here but no one is saying the obvious: troon out, become your own girlfriend, it’s never been simpler

The RP Community is gonna be lit

aerial vehicles, your own game modes, RP jobs, VR, a world builder, car dealerships, and a lot more.

this is Open77, Cyberpunk 2077 multiplayer.

public alpha soon, date TBA. everyone's invited. gonna be FUCKING EPIC 🔥

What

Okay I tried settling this in a way that kept your dignity intact but oh well

"Go around framing flesh as a manipulative psycho"?

Buddy, I'm a psycho that leads via transparency and mutual respect. If you felt disrespected it's BECAUSE I WASN'T LEADING ANYTHING YOU WERE PART OF

LOCKHEED LIBERALS ARE IN CONTROL

RT @PubWanghaf: Incredible. No notes. 11/10. How does he do it.

2in the pleaser

1in the keester