Star anise more like star anus am I right
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Maybe only men have this insight or something but I could tell you from his face shape and proportions this would happen
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Pro Ukraine supporter from Florida putting the cuffs on
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I feel like there is infinite potential in a movie or series about a guy who experiences drugs abnormally like anytime he gets nicotine it’s like being on an insane ayahuasca trip and so anytime he sees someone ripping a dart he just freaks out
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*guy at the mirrored objects store*

Ya know before that whole disco thing we just called em balls
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Replying to @RealRiddimHours
This should get someone killed why the fuck would you add this temu bullshit @nikitabier put me in contact with the team responsible
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HOLY SHIT
Chada the bear from a sanctuary near Kyiv has become a social media star.

A video of her emerging from her den has gone massively viral.
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I really enjoy not being in legal trouble but I can’t lie there’s gotta be a rush in tweeting about your own manhunt
The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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Settlers, whale hunters (literally any variety), eco/other-terrorists, all these are in the same category for me. No limits no rules do what you want to them to end their practices. Our treatment of the whales has been biblical scale bad
it will take hundreds of years for the blue whale population to return to pre-industrial levels
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My best friend in college, who was a black guy? Referred to Snow on tha Bluff the way you would talk about a cartel execution video like apparently this is some iykyk hard shit. I gotta watch it and g check him as an adult. He’s a big shot creative director now and I still suck but I have this
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Replying to @RealRiddimHours
Question mark was an accident I am not confused not questioning he was indeed a melanated individual and prized confidante who I still love dearly. A great man, that Tyler!
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Twitter should enable an option for you to automatically block a person who blocks you I’m tired of seeing replies by people who blocked me
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Charts aren’t supposed to look like this by the way holy Christ
People seem to forget how unprecedented this is
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The Ramen Don retweeted
Replying to @RealRiddimHours
@RealRiddimHours I’d ask grok but I don’t trust it to be safe for work with that one
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Extremely prescient. Until probably 6 months ago I still would have argued we should take voting online bc if we trust so many other critical systems to it, why not, but yeah we aren’t there yet for sure
in the past i never really bought all the arguments around not allowing online voting, and generally requiring physical ballots and airgapped machines. i thought figuring out good cryptographic digital solutions was critical to democratic participation.

holy fuck was i wrong. so incredibly glad we've kept this line as a society, looks amazing prescient. extremely happy we won't go into 2028 with massive cyberrisk hanging above our elections.
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You guys are being retarded if you don’t know how to sit at the table normal it’s good that you learn to sit normally. This is just corporate cotillion. Would you prefer a more or less assimilated person on your team?
Classes required for normal behavior
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Still can’t get over this very earnest video interview clip I watched with an Indian lady who said curry is an English term that means nothing. She said it might refer to the word “Kari” which means a spiced sauce but Curry doesn’t mean anything to Indians. Like bro be so fr
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The Ramen Don retweeted
"Zillion isn't a real number!"

Says who? "Googol" wasn't a real number until some nine-year-old decided it was. From now on, "one zillion" shall be defined as 10^81.
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Ignore the Hitler socks. No one is talking about J. I’m the sock.
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