JAMES FRANKLIN AND THE VIRGINIA TECH HOKIES GET THE SIGNATURE WIN IN THE NEW ERA!

HOKIES ARE GOING BOWLING!

The Atlanta Falcons preparing for the 49ers this weekend:

RIP Ben Tramer

If you suspect somebody of fraud, there is a new hotline so that President Trump can pardon them quickly and efficiently.

Are you still dem Boyz. #GoPackGo

Are the people of Texas really stupid enough to believe the bullshit in these ads?

Nobody gives a shit about your ratings. Get some new material, casual.

Fuck you, Dodgers. Thank you for saving baseball Milawaukee.

Milwaukee* damn keyboard.

The baseball world after the Dodgers get embarrassingly swept by a team with about a third of their payroll:

Yankees still last team to 3 peat.

We know who @UrinatingTree Lolcow of the Week will be. Wtf was Jayden Daniels doing?

BEARS STILL SUCK

I get Smack is a rookie, but these misses need to be eliminated.

Where's all The Bears fans running their mouths. Don't hide now. #GoPackGo

The Hokies lost 2 straight conference games.

Dak Prescott needs to change his name to Karen. That loss was embarrassing. A real man would reflect on their mistakes instead of getting someone fired like a baby back bitch. This is peak Cowboys entitlement.

The Yankees beat Boston only to forget how to play baseball in the divisional round. That never happens.

Can we not make every 4th quarter so damn dramatic. #GoPackGo