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if i every annoy you on here you can always "own" me by reminding me to work on my thesis
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generally i think part 6 is of relatively low quality but heavy weather was pure art
araki probably could have gotten away with "the rainbow turns you into a snail" but that wasn't enough so he went with "the rainbow refracts sunlight in a way that sends a subliminal message to your brain tricking it into believing you are a snail" and thats why he's a cut above
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jailhouse lock, bohemian rhapsody, made in heaven and foo fighters are the other highlights of part 6. most of the rest is just dreck unfortunately.
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EBITDA = Earnings Before I Trick Da Auditor
Anthropic has filed an S-1 registration statement with the SEC related to its proposed IPO.
Read more: anthropic.com/news/s1-sec
Legal disclaimer: A registration statement relating to these securities has been filed with the SEC but has not yet become effective. These securities may not be sold, nor may offers to buy be accepted, prior to the time the registration statement becomes effective. This post does not constitute an offer to sell or the solicitation of an offer to buy these securities, nor shall there be any sale of these securities in any state or jurisdiction in which such offer, solicitation or sale would be unlawful prior to registration or qualification under the securities laws of any such state or jurisdiction.
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nathan: ok but you see why its funny
elizabeth: haha... yeah
nathan: why is it funny
elizabeth: because, uh, you know, feed and seed...
nathan: but its formerly chuck's, right
elizabeth: ...
elizabeth: haha... yeah
nathan: why is it funny
elizabeth: because, uh, you know, feed and seed...
nathan: but its formerly chuck's, right
elizabeth: ...
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BBC editor trying so hard to avoid American English that they hypercorrected into a novel spelling
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The Platonist: now surely you admit that it is just for the best flautist to receive compensation for his talents
Batman: very true
The Platonist: then we must consider a man whose talents lie in robbing banks
Robin: Batman don't listen to him!!
Batman: very true
The Platonist: then we must consider a man whose talents lie in robbing banks
Robin: Batman don't listen to him!!
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today we tried ordering an impossible whopper from burger king. the automated kiosk shut down. we tried ordering at the front till and the till shut down too. aptly named!
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guy behind the counter got on the phone with an IT contractor(?) and meanwhile asked us to try the drive-thru. no dice.
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when i ask 3yo not to say “shut up” he says “well the shut up man is coming tomorrow and going to say shut up to you”. kind of difficult to respond to that. if i ask who the shut up man is, he says “oh you don’t know???” and laughs at me. feels like bullying
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All the worms at the park start slithering towards me at the same time. I shake my head. They stop. I'm on a first date, and she's not ready to know about that part of my life yet.
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if you have material interests, you shouldn't get to vote because you'd be a single-issue voter on maintaining and increasing your material interests, plus voting for any party that promises to do this. only the ghost council of orzhova is fit to rule
If you receive welfare, you shouldn’t get to vote because you'd be a single-issue voter on maintaining and increasing your welfare, plus voting for any party that promises to do this.
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things are heating up in the sheep community
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