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My Pre Auth #RCE #CVE Wish List:
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*A New Variant of MS17-010
*A New Variant of VIEWSTATE/ysoserial (maybe something that can expose new machinekeys)
*GitLab 16.9
*Grafana 10.4.8
*Cacti 1.2.26
*Prometheus 3.7.3
*WordPress 7.0.3
*MySQL 5
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How about we find a #SSRF exploit for PHP so that we can download php.ini from servers to be able to build #PHP2Shell
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This is not a dunk, but please stop using UDP, when you can.

The protocol wasn't designed in the era of a secure internet.

DDoSs are more likely when you have a protocol that mixes packets and sequences in one buffer with congestion collapses and single fragment drops
This is not a dunk, but please stop using SQL, when you can.

The language wasn't designed in the era of a secure internet.

RCEs are more likely when you have a language that mixes client and server in one query, with string templating hazards and inherent escaping issues.
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I appreciate everyone dropping linux privesc 0days in the current AI renaissance, but to really make it feel like the good ol days someone needs to drop a weaponized pre-auth SMB or RDP RCE. We haven't had a good Windows worm in AGES.
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I made ahri less gay
where are ahri's tits why is everyone gay in 2026
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You got to be more like me man
What is this and why is it wrong?
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literal gwomp moment
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There are 14000+ Windows 2008 R2 VMs that are BEGGING to be cracked open and all we need #EthernalBlue and #BlueKeep part 2
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Behold, the most ABSURB way to write SQL syntax
To this day, neither of us in our team understands WHY is it written this way.
SQL syntax feels like it was designed by someone standing across the room

SELECT THIS
FROM THAT
WHERE THIS
ORDER BY THAT
OKAY I HEARD YOU
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I think one that kind of ruined and ruins anime expo and any other con for me is the amount of scalpers, resellers, and like people who larp to try to have sex with people these days

Overheard so many people in lines and in crowds talking about plans out loud to their friends
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mfs after pressing F5 in IDA Pro
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@tiny_kiriexcerpt from my new book (nonvisiblepartofthespectrum.com):

One of the hardest things for me to learn was that people often have problems for which they are seeking sympathy or empathy, not a solution. I’m a natural problem solver, so if presented with a statement such as “My dog is sick,” I’m more likely to recommend a trusted veterinarian than to offer a consoling phrase.
Sometimes, people just want to hear, “I’m sorry, that must be rough.” They don’t want a lecture on how to improve their situation.
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What the FUCK is bro doing
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you have pet the cat
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A reverse engineer's wet dream
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If you want to learn how computers really work, study the four hour video about the mathematical edge-cases of how walls are implemented in Super Mario 64.
if you want to learn how computers really work, study Turing machines or lambda calculus
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Replying to @beetwtt
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