An old classic that just popped into my head.
Jona Lewie - You Will Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties (with lyr... youtu.be/ZCt9728HKn0?is… via @YouTube
Jona Lewie - You Will Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties (with lyr... youtu.be/ZCt9728HKn0?is… via @YouTube
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Rest in Peace Patrick Stewart, one of my favourite actors. From Star Trek to Dune to Shakespeare, a real class act.
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@WolfgangRichtEU “Mainstream media is fact oriented, honest, and cares for the public. "Alternative media" is a euphemism for Russian disinformation and racism.”
This is satire right?
This is satire right?
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Okay this is brilliant. This unassuming guy lounging in his chair is the reason we are all going to be missing on November 19th. He was part of the original Grand Theft Auto team at DMA. Yes the original game that launched the biggest gaming franchise in history. #GrandTheftAuto6 ily
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Okay I trimmed it down, this is just so funny, I've got belly ache from laughing editing it down. If you are having a bad day just stick this on and I guarantee you will forget your troubles for a while. Seeing Sean Lock and Joe Wilkinson pissing their pants is just golden. #SeanLock #JoeWikinson #jonrichardson #Jimmycarr #Comedy #Humour #Jokes #BritishComedy
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Danny Dyer on 8 out of 10 cats was comedy genius jump to 2:59 for the best bit, absolutely crying 😂😂😂😂😂#DannyDyer #SeanLock #JimmyCarr #Jokes #Comedy #Humour
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Seriously mate imagine adding me to your list PART OF THE PROBLEM when you are ginger and look like this @ArinB Talk about people in glass houses throwing stones 😂😂😂😂
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The Dude abides, gotta love the Big Lebowski a cult classic #JeffBridges #TheBigLebowski
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Watched the 4-part Tyson documentary on Netflix this weekend. Absolutely fantastic. Massive respect to @MikeTyson for being so open and humble. The first episode was the best for me. Seeing his relationship with Cus D’Amato was so emotional. If you get time, give it a watch. What a ride.
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According to CTC you could theoretically travel back in time. If I could travel back in time it would be to last Thursday when I let some woman down an aisle like a gentleman and she didn't say thank you. Only joking it would be to get the Powerball numbers! #TimeTravel stein
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@MattCas04807118 love his music and his life outlook, that said I couldn't resist making this meme today, strange how he has popped up on your feed lol
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If you are being chased by the police, just open these up and take one and they immediately disappear. If you know you know 😂😂😂😂
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An old parable reinvented, from Nick Walkers wall on fb
"A farmer, tired of rats destroying his crops and stealing his grain, came up with a clever but cruel plan. He threw a dead pig into a deep, abandoned well. Attracted by the smell, nearly 80 rats rushed into the well to t first, everything seemed wonderful. There was more than enough food for everyone, and the rats ate until they were satisfied.
But when the food was gone, they discovered something terrifying. The walls of the well were too steep to climb. They were trapped. Days passed, and hunger turned into desperation. Desperation turned into aggression. The rats that had once eaten peacefully beside one another began fighting for survival. Eventually, they began killing and eating each other.
One by one, their numbers dwindled until only a single rat remained. Its eyes were bloodshot, and it had survived by consuming its own kind. Then the farmer returned, lowered a rope into the well, and rescued the last surviving rat. But he didn't save it out of kindness or compassion.
The farmer knew the rat had learned to survive by hunting other rats. When he released it into his fields, it would continue killing its own kind instead of eating his grain. The farmer had turned his enemy into his greatest weapon.
And that is the lesson of divide and conquer. Those who control the trap don't need to fight the battles themselves. They simply create the conditions in which others turn against one another.
The rats believed their enemies were the other rats. They never realized that the true enemy was the farmer who had put them there. The greatest danger isn't always the enemy standing in front of you. Sometimes it's the one who created the conflict and stands quietly watching you destroy each other.
Before you turn against your neighbor because of their political beliefs, ask yourself who benefits from keeping us divided. While we fight each other over Politics, we may be overlooking those who profit from the conflict. Perhaps the real question isn't which side you're on, but who built the well—and why they want us fighting at the bottom of it."
"A farmer, tired of rats destroying his crops and stealing his grain, came up with a clever but cruel plan. He threw a dead pig into a deep, abandoned well. Attracted by the smell, nearly 80 rats rushed into the well to t first, everything seemed wonderful. There was more than enough food for everyone, and the rats ate until they were satisfied.
But when the food was gone, they discovered something terrifying. The walls of the well were too steep to climb. They were trapped. Days passed, and hunger turned into desperation. Desperation turned into aggression. The rats that had once eaten peacefully beside one another began fighting for survival. Eventually, they began killing and eating each other.
One by one, their numbers dwindled until only a single rat remained. Its eyes were bloodshot, and it had survived by consuming its own kind. Then the farmer returned, lowered a rope into the well, and rescued the last surviving rat. But he didn't save it out of kindness or compassion.
The farmer knew the rat had learned to survive by hunting other rats. When he released it into his fields, it would continue killing its own kind instead of eating his grain. The farmer had turned his enemy into his greatest weapon.
And that is the lesson of divide and conquer. Those who control the trap don't need to fight the battles themselves. They simply create the conditions in which others turn against one another.
The rats believed their enemies were the other rats. They never realized that the true enemy was the farmer who had put them there. The greatest danger isn't always the enemy standing in front of you. Sometimes it's the one who created the conflict and stands quietly watching you destroy each other.
Before you turn against your neighbor because of their political beliefs, ask yourself who benefits from keeping us divided. While we fight each other over Politics, we may be overlooking those who profit from the conflict. Perhaps the real question isn't which side you're on, but who built the well—and why they want us fighting at the bottom of it."
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@Ed_Miliband Came here for the comments to see if anyone agrees with you. Here is me scrolling.
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My daughter made this amazing gingerbread man a few years ago, just popped up in my Facebook feed.
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