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@LowLevelTweets You mean the entire internet?

@LowLevelTweets unfortunate wording on this youtube notification 🤣

@LowLevelTweets Nothing wrong with modern PHP done right

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@LowLevelTweets imagine having an access to a 178 IQ thingie that can program in any programming language as cheap as 20 bucks a month, and you still run php 💀

@LowLevelTweets i reverse engineered php. it's like regular php but the opposite. I'm going to call it:

✨ php ✨

@LowLevelTweets I hope this is satire.

@LowLevelTweets It’s too late for me. Save yourself.

@LowLevelTweets Time to retire WordPress

@LowLevelTweets I don't, thankfully

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@LowLevelTweets I think u should turn ur computer off if ur fine with daily CVEs in JS & one happens in PHP in who knows how long and u melt down like this

@LowLevelTweets ok, *internet immediately dies*

@LowLevelTweets Why are people freaking out about a front-end language like php

@LowLevelTweets What next? Demand i disable cgi-bin and perl?

@LowLevelTweets PHP is the cockroach of the internet

@LowLevelTweets PHP is the best programming language in the world.
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@LowLevelTweets And NODE.js and QUIC, and Gitlabs, and…

@LowLevelTweets turned it off. zero vulnerabilities. best security posture of my career.

@LowLevelTweets @dillon_mulroy If my site has nothing to be able to do, still?

@LowLevelTweets it's happening

@LowLevelTweets Would rust have helped?

@LowLevelTweets dude, php is used by 80% of internet.

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@LowLevelTweets use tomcat

@LowLevelTweets Another drama in the WordPress family

@LowLevelTweets i'd talk shit about php but i got more go services to patch

@LowLevelTweets php in 2026??

@LowLevelTweets Its so PHPover

@LowLevelTweets nah ima keep it on lmao

@LowLevelTweets wym? its my favorite way of getting pwned

@LowLevelTweets This is really good timeless advice.

It's very slightly better advice with the massive exploit.

@LowLevelTweets wordpress devs in shambles right now

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