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LAUREN BOEBERT’S SEXUAL CHUTZPAH
Lauren Boebert declares with chutzpah
That she doesn’t really know what she saw
..but now it’s not corny
..since everyone’s horny
She’ll meet staff for a ménage-a-trois.
#LaurenBoebert #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
LAUREN BOEBERT’S SEXUAL CHUTZPAH
Lauren Boebert declares with chutzpah
That she doesn’t really know what she saw
..but now it’s not corny
..since everyone’s horny
She’ll meet staff for a ménage-a-trois.
#LaurenBoebert #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
Monday morning fact. 👇
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TRUMP PREPARING NEXT JANUARY 6TH ATTACK
Donald Trump may be dropping a clue
Republicans all know what to do
..he’ll soon tell the Nation
..STOP CERTIFICATION
AND LET ME CONTINUE MY COUP.
#TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison #Midterms2026
TRUMP PREPARING NEXT JANUARY 6TH ATTACK
Donald Trump may be dropping a clue
Republicans all know what to do
..he’ll soon tell the Nation
..STOP CERTIFICATION
AND LET ME CONTINUE MY COUP.
#TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison #Midterms2026
I’m going g to guess they attack on January 6 to stop the certification
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TRUMP REDEFINING IRANIAN OCCUPATION
Donald Trump may attempt to restore
Any questions on casualties and score
..he’s telling the Nation
..it’s an occupation
But in Iran they know it’s a war.
#IranWar #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
TRUMP REDEFINING IRANIAN OCCUPATION
Donald Trump may attempt to restore
Any questions on casualties and score
..he’s telling the Nation
..it’s an occupation
But in Iran they know it’s a war.
#IranWar #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
Trump on Iran: "They say it's an occupation. It is virtually an occupation. And we're not looking to be wise guy, but it is an occupation. We've lost 18 lives -- and 18 is far too many -- but in Vietnam we lost thousands and thousands."
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TRUMP EMBRACES MURDEROUS RUSSIAN DELEGATION
Donald Trump won’t admit that his plan
Is to destroy our attention span
..some Americans are gagging
..because Trump is bragging
That Putin is the Best Businessman.
#BlueTsunami #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
TRUMP EMBRACES MURDEROUS RUSSIAN DELEGATION
Donald Trump won’t admit that his plan
Is to destroy our attention span
..some Americans are gagging
..because Trump is bragging
That Putin is the Best Businessman.
#BlueTsunami #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
Q: Did you meet with the Ukrainian delegation today?
Trump: No, just with the head person of Russia
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HOUSE DEMOCRATS BRING US BACK FROM THE BRINK
Americans can see in the prism
This country is suffering a schism
..but people may think
..we’re brought back from the brink
Of Trump’s authoritarianism.
#BlueTsunami #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
HOUSE DEMOCRATS BRING US BACK FROM THE BRINK
Americans can see in the prism
This country is suffering a schism
..but people may think
..we’re brought back from the brink
Of Trump’s authoritarianism.
#BlueTsunami #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
House Democrats are in the fight to bring government back from the brink of authoritarianism. We will shine a light on President Trump's quid pro quo, coin-operated, pay-to-play corruption and renew American government as an instrument for the common good.
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REPUBLICANS TURNING ON JD VANCE
#Republicans are expressing some shock
That Trump’s ratings just dropped like a rock
..they now feel empowered
..to call JD a Coward
And won’t let him try to run out the clock.
#JDVance #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison #IranWar
REPUBLICANS TURNING ON JD VANCE
#Republicans are expressing some shock
That Trump’s ratings just dropped like a rock
..they now feel empowered
..to call JD a Coward
And won’t let him try to run out the clock.
#JDVance #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison #IranWar
JD Vance will NEVER be president.
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HAKEEM JEFFRIES IGNORES SECRET KUSHNER MEETING
Hakeem Jeffries should express some regret
Since Democrats are acting upset
..but things could be bleaker
..if he becomes Speaker
And lets Jared go free and forget.
#HakeemJeffries #Election2026 #JaredKushner
HAKEEM JEFFRIES IGNORES SECRET KUSHNER MEETING
Hakeem Jeffries should express some regret
Since Democrats are acting upset
..but things could be bleaker
..if he becomes Speaker
And lets Jared go free and forget.
#HakeemJeffries #Election2026 #JaredKushner
OUR MOVEMENT WAS NOT FOR OR ABOIT HIM!
Fuck @RepJeffries
No one OWES AN AIPAC FINDED ZIONIST GENOCIDE BACKING , KUSHNER LOVING WHORE SPEAKERSHIP!
Bully him till he steps DOWN!
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TRUMP FACES HUMILIATING LANDSLIDE LOSS
Donald Trump may attempt to ignore
Why Republicans are feeling so sore
..he states with some pride
..would have been a landslide
But he had to go start a war.
#IranWar #Election2026 #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
TRUMP FACES HUMILIATING LANDSLIDE LOSS
Donald Trump may attempt to ignore
Why Republicans are feeling so sore
..he states with some pride
..would have been a landslide
But he had to go start a war.
#IranWar #Election2026 #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
JD Vance throwing Trump under the bus and blaming the Iran war for their loss has to be the cherry on top of the Democrats' blowout win 🍒
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HILARIOUS MID-TERM ELECTION RESULTS
Hahaha haHaha ha ha
Hahaha hahaHa haha
.. haHaha HaHa
..ha haha hahah
Hahaha hahaHa haha. 😂
#BlueTsunami #Election2026 #Midterms2026
HILARIOUS MID-TERM ELECTION RESULTS
Hahaha haHaha ha ha
Hahaha hahaHa haha
.. haHaha HaHa
..ha haha hahah
Hahaha hahaHa haha. 😂
#BlueTsunami #Election2026 #Midterms2026
Yes! You inspired me to write a limerick!
Hahaha haHaha ha ha
Hahaha hahaHa haHa
..haHaha HaHa
..heHaHa Ha-ha
HahaHa ha Haha haHah!
#Impeached #RemoveTrump
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REPUBLICANS ARE REALIZING WITH SHOCK
Republicans are realizing with shock
This Election was never a lock
..but now they’ve concluded
..they’ll remain deluded
Rejected by the voters they mock.
#ElectionDay #MikeJohnson #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
REPUBLICANS ARE REALIZING WITH SHOCK
Republicans are realizing with shock
This Election was never a lock
..but now they’ve concluded
..they’ll remain deluded
Rejected by the voters they mock.
#ElectionDay #MikeJohnson #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
Outgoing Speaker of the House Mike Johnson claims his party’s losses last night were due to “an insurgent Socialist” movement.
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TRUMP SCREWED REPUBLICAN MAGATS
Trump cronies may attempt to avoid
The fact that they’re upset and annoyed
..the election results
..affected their cults
And the party itself was destroyed.
#MAGAisDead #TrumpIsTheWorstPresidentInUSHistory
TRUMP SCREWED REPUBLICAN MAGATS
Trump cronies may attempt to avoid
The fact that they’re upset and annoyed
..the election results
..affected their cults
And the party itself was destroyed.
#MAGAisDead #TrumpIsTheWorstPresidentInUSHistory
Words from beyond the grave
He was right - just said it a decade early
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REPUBLICANS IN TEXAS WERE CRUSHED
Republicans in Texas may note
Their strategy was hard to promote
..with insults and slander
..tried to gerrymander
But couldn’t get their faithful to vote.
#TexasBlueWave #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
REPUBLICANS IN TEXAS WERE CRUSHED
Republicans in Texas may note
Their strategy was hard to promote
..with insults and slander
..tried to gerrymander
But couldn’t get their faithful to vote.
#TexasBlueWave #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
Texas Republicans gerrymandered the map to gain FIVE seats and ended up with a net LOSS of one.
You magnificent map-fucking morons. You moved the goalposts and still kicked yourselves in the dick.
This much schadenfreude could power the Texas grid.
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SPEAKER JOHNSON IS DUMBFOUNDED
Speaker Johnson is likely to grouse
He acts like he’s meek as a mouse
..but in case it was missed
..Trump’s a ventriloquist
And he owned the Speaker of the House.
#MikeJohnson #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
SPEAKER JOHNSON IS DUMBFOUNDED
Speaker Johnson is likely to grouse
He acts like he’s meek as a mouse
..but in case it was missed
..Trump’s a ventriloquist
And he owned the Speaker of the House.
#MikeJohnson #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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LAME SCHMUCK TRUMP FACES NEW CONGRESS
Donald Trump won’t admit he’s a schmuck
And he ran out of time and of luck
..he’s filling with dread
..because MAGA IS DEAD
And with the new Congress he’s a lame duck.
#LameDuck #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #MAGAisDead
LAME SCHMUCK TRUMP FACES NEW CONGRESS
Donald Trump won’t admit he’s a schmuck
And he ran out of time and of luck
..he’s filling with dread
..because MAGA IS DEAD
And with the new Congress he’s a lame duck.
#LameDuck #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #MAGAisDead
The phrase "lame duck" sounds awesome, and we are going to hear it a lot in the next two years. It's finally going to be fun.
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HEGSETH COPING WITH ELECTION ROUT
Pete Hegseth may believe he’s admired
For the War that he planned and inspired
..but he’s starting to pout
..at the electoral rout
And expects Trump to soon say, “YOU’RE FIRED!”
#PeteHegseth #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica
HEGSETH COPING WITH ELECTION ROUT
Pete Hegseth may believe he’s admired
For the War that he planned and inspired
..but he’s starting to pout
..at the electoral rout
And expects Trump to soon say, “YOU’RE FIRED!”
#PeteHegseth #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica
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The bell tolls for thee, Pete Hegseth.
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REPUBLICANS ARE LOSING THEIR CLOUT
Republicans are beginning to shout
They’re in danger of losing their clout
..the Party may crash
..due to voter backlash
And support a Democratic rout.
#Elections2026 #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
REPUBLICANS ARE LOSING THEIR CLOUT
Republicans are beginning to shout
They’re in danger of losing their clout
..the Party may crash
..due to voter backlash
And support a Democratic rout.
#Elections2026 #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
Dear Election Gods
I want a Blue Tsunami so destructive that FoxNews talks about the mating habits of the Tsetse fly from now until election night 2028
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BALLOT MACHINES FAIL IN WESTCHESTER
In Westchester the voters can see
There’s a threat to our democracy
..because behind the scenes
..there’s broken voting machines
And they’ll have to tabulate manually.
#Elections2026 #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica
BALLOT MACHINES FAIL IN WESTCHESTER
In Westchester the voters can see
There’s a threat to our democracy
..because behind the scenes
..there’s broken voting machines
And they’ll have to tabulate manually.
#Elections2026 #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica
Paper ballots are fine with me
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ELECTION DAY IN TRUMP’S FASC*ST AMERICA
Americans are excited to say
We’re fed up with the fascistic way
..we prefer to avoid
..what Republicans destroyed
And say #FuckTrump on #ElectionDay.
#TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica
ELECTION DAY IN TRUMP’S FASC*ST AMERICA
Americans are excited to say
We’re fed up with the fascistic way
..we prefer to avoid
..what Republicans destroyed
And say #FuckTrump on #ElectionDay.
#TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica
its late, its dark, just like his soul my dream is to stop him
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