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If this loser wouldn't just ignored this picture, maybe 5 people would've seen it.

Now, it's been seen millions of times.

The Streisand effect on full display.
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The only way out is through.

They're calling it the Bugpocalypse. LLMs are being used to find long-hidden cracks in the software infrastructure, and it's happening at a furious rate. 3% of all compromises in computing history happened in the last week, claims one source? I believe it.

There are people saying public access to the frontier models ought to be locked out, or heavily guardrailed, over this. The problem with that idea can be summed up in one sentence: when lockpicks are outlawed, only outlaws will have lockpicks.

The lockpicks will be Chinese open-weight models, if nothing else. There's no way to stop those from becoming ubiquitous.

There are two futures in front of us. One in which only the bad guys have lockpicks, and security holes go undiscovered until they're exploited. Another in which everybody has lockpicks and is aggressively red-teaming their own software so it gets fixed before the holes are exploited.

The corpus of human code is huge but finite. The number of defects in it has to be finite too. We can fix those defects now; we have a million friendly robots to do it with.

The only way out is through.
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JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
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“Starting in 2027, a silent update, nonconsensually pushed by Google, will block every Android app whose developer hasn't registered with Google, signed their contract, paid up, and handed over a government ID.”

keepandroidopen.org
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“Van Gough couldn’t doomscroll. If he could, maybe he wouldn’t have painted so much.” — Brian Chesky
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John D. Cook retweeted
Consider rotating your mothers maiden name and the street you grew up on
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How bad is administrative bloat in higher ed?

At MIT, the “student body has grown by 8% and its faculty by 9% since the mid-1980s. By comparison, the tally of administrators jumped by 189%.”
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I updated my Linux box for security reasons and it went into kernel panic. RIP.
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Replying to @JohnDCook
On the bright side, I don’t have to worry about the Linux kernel vulnerabilities that came out today because my Linux box is bricked.
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Goodnight

(tomorrow will be worse)
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To be fair, the interviewer said "you're not related to him at all" and she said "not to my knowledge." Didn't ask if he's her brother.

I expect she's lying, but it's plausible to say "not to my knowledge" when asked whether you're related to someone.

x.com/BillMelugin_/s…
Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) when asked by MS Now tonight if she married her brother:

"Not to my knowledge."
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John D. Cook retweeted
How the eMudrha certificate debacle might have happened

johndcook.com/blog/2026/10/2…
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Knoll’s Law of Media Accuracy:

"Everything you read in the newspapers is absolutely true except for the rare story of which you happen to have firsthand knowledge."
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Reminder that we're only 2/3 the way through Cybersecurity Awareness Month.

Pretty sure we've outdone all of the previous months combined.

Well done everyone.
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“I read the news today oh boy.” ♬
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John D. Cook retweeted
I read this and I'm terrified, the situation seems intractable.

In the python ecosystem alone every cpython install, venv, UV is at risk.

Don't get my started on npm, pnpm, yarn, go, rust.

My current 2026 security posture: stay home and only connect to the internet from a trusted ISP.

The winter is coming.

discuss.python.org/t/information-…
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“There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.” — Lenin

This seems like one of those weeks.
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John D. Cook retweeted
The Abduction of Persephone, by Nicola Maria Rossi, early 18th c
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I just started coding with PHP this morning, anything I should look out for?
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Wait a minute, so if you tax the rich they just leave?
JUST IN: Google co-founder Larry Page has reportedly moved into a $173M home in Miami to avoid $15B of California taxes
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