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"Wer Werte will, soll zum Arzt gehen."
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In Deutschland eilt die Kritik am „Postkolonialismus“ dem Wissen um den Kolonialismus uneinholbar voraus.
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Made some in-universe Digger discourse, a thread (spoiler warning)
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i never considered that you used to have to send a letter to the newspaper to make this sort of tweet
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Bei knapp 44 Prozent hören ein paar noch immer stur wiederholte linke Thesen zum Erfolg der Rechtsextremen leider auf zu funktionieren. Nein, die AfD wird eben nicht exklusiv von Menschen gewählt, die ‚im Kapitalismus verlieren‘ und deren Frust Rechte gut kanalisieren. Sie (1/10)
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"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
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{nudging my friend after he’s had sex} Heh heh heh. You dirty dog... come on then, spill the beans. Was she kind?
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Wer sagt "Ohne die Nato-Osterweiterung hätte Russland nie den Krieg angefangen, weil es ja dadurch provoziert worden ist", kennt entweder nicht die Geschichte oder er will sie nicht kennen. Mary Elise Sarotte hat mit ihrem Buch "Nicht einen Schritt weiter nach Osten" wirklich 1/6
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There is a Burger King in Nuremburg that was a Nazi Power Station and still has the outline of a Reichsadler on the outside.
does anyone have any more examples of this
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the best graffiti i have ever seen in my life at the library today
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Watched this clip again on YouTube and completely forgot about the live segment right after the clip plays
John Mulaney in a bombshell interview with Bubbles Jackson. #EverybodysLive
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Forrest Gump: the FBI gave me a pistol and told me to shoot a man named Malcolm X they said he was a mean man saying rude things about white people even other blacks like minister farrakhan thought he needed a spanking

Me: *checking watch* where is this fucking bus dude
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“I love the great open spaces where boys are boys, and men are men, and women are – are – are – mirrors, reflecting the marvelous beauty of nature’s handiwork.” – Castor Oyl, January 27, 1929
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one of those wonderful nancies that makes reference to a broadly understood part of mid century american life that’s near totally cryptic today
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 11,1945
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Dad at swim lessons this morning was reading an NYRB classic deep cut (Sigizmund Krzhizhanovsky) but I’m not threatened by him because that’s a writer I’ve heard of
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Patrick is a 34-year-old orangutan at the Metro Richmond Zoo who recently became an online sensation after a video of him tying a perfect double knot went viral.

To celebrate his birthday, the zoo gifted him a royal cloak, which he tied neatly on his own 🦧
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🤣😂🤣🤣🤣dude
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Mitch Larkin has an uncanny knack for knowing when someone will become famous. But when he hedges his bets on a risky asset—the volatile Syd Morris—Mitch realizes he’s met his match.

MEAT PUPPETS, by Hannah Smart

5.5.26

Available for preorder now:
merchtable.bigcartel.com/product/meat-p…
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Granta was saddened to hear of Alexander Kluge’s death. In honour of his life and work, we have lifted the paywall on his essay for Granta, ’Today We Just Say Germany’.

granta.com/today-we-just-…
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Sorry to hear that happened to you man. Maybe some kind of hugely expensive vertical farming scheme could help you — and revitalize our city’s downtown core
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