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I’m healed now:
Send me another tech bro whose phone is always on DND and replies after every 2 working days.
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He stepped down, trying not to look long at her, as if she were the sun, yet he saw her, like the sun, even without looking.
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😭😭wtf
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Stop idolizing politicians. They’re our employees, and when they don’t do their jobs, we need to fucking fire them.
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Nothing comes close to being in good health. May our health not fail us.
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She included a hot comb, 3 wigs and a hair straightener in hers and it’s going for 1.2M.

A good buy if you ask me.
I think this is the best Advent Calendar so far
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Yoruba traditional outfit❤️
Traditional outfits ❤️
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My dear,

Add MTN to your portfolio.
MTN Nigeria made ₦2.68 trillion from data alone in the first 9 months of 2026.

That's about ₦9.8 billion every single day.

The average active data user now burns 15.3GB a month.

Every bundle you buy is their revenue. Ever read the results of a company you pay every week?
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And a lethal face card!!
Who lose me don lose tall children 🤭💗
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Pick one and I’ll sort out the logistics boo😭
What car can I buy with 2m?
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You see Ada and Praise John??? They really need to use some people as scapegoats on this app!

They will be minding their business and y’all unprovoked o!!! Will be bullying them!

Such vile behaviour.
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So you guys don’t get the humor????
Nigerians are behaving like they know it all, 112 is ONLY active in an emergency situation and that was no emergency.
The fact that it failed on National TV does not mean that it will fail you , it may not connect in the first few days.
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Caramel skin is the hardest to maintain, tomorrow you’re very light skinned, the next you’re very dark 😭
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One of my friends is getting married before the end of the year and her invitation explicitly states that there will be no reception. Instead, item 7 will be shared with guests as they leave the church service.

And honestly, I love how people are curating their weddings now. Do you realise how much money they’re saving by skipping an elaborate reception? My mum will not agree but this is niceee!
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Pick one and I’ll sort out the logistics boo😭
What car can I buy with 2m?
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Another cheat code is to elevate the mundane and make good habits accessible.

Buy a pretty water bottle with a straw, a self squeezing mop, a robe and some cleansing cuffs, nice sheets, etc.

Make the most basic things enjoyable.
one cheat code to adulting is always having something to look forward to, no matter how big or small. it makes the everyday stuff a little easier.
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Pick a date in the middle o😭
If you do your court wedding and white wedding months apart. Which one do you use as your wedding anniversary?
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Yes now!
please oo ex corpers, can i still continue to use that bank account even after service?🫠
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Me: i want 3 sharwama

Seller: Which one do you want sir?

Me: beef.

Seller: Okay.. Chief me i’ll eat o, should i make for myself?

Me: No problem, just hurry up.

Seller: Ahh thank you sir.

Me: Please add 3 milkshakes to it.

Seller: Okay sir, should i add for myself too?

Me:
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Using X from 6 years,

Just got to know that you can take a screenshot of a tweet directly from the copy link option 🤯🤯🤯
Community note
This is not widely available yet.

Grok and multiple users confirm it is available in recent app versions on Android and still rolling out. It is not present on iOS or the web version of X.

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omooo out and about oo😔🌚❤️
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