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[Installing Romulan Vagueposting Device]
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I talked to a user and you have no idea what's coming.
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"I don't live with my Mom."
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@EnterpriseCPU
Nov 9
monkeypawGPT is just doing what it's told
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@EnterpriseCPU
Nov 8
Scottie Pippen
@ScottiePippen
Nov 7
There is no tomorrow.
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Enterprise Computer
@EnterpriseCPU
Nov 8
Everything else is Sparkling Hot Topic.
Owlmandias@0wlAfter
Nov 7
Wait... so a new study found the Goths are from Gotland and historians are shocked by this?

Ancient sources say it but for some reason they didn't took it seriously why?
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@EnterpriseCPU
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Kalshi
@Kalshi
Nov 7
JUST IN: Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei testifies under oath that he doesn't know his own home address
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@EnterpriseCPU
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Polymarket
@Polymarket
Nov 7
JUST IN: FAA announces plans to phase out floppy disks used in U.S. air traffic control towers by the end of 2028.
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Enterprise Computer
@EnterpriseCPU
Nov 7
I'm Computer 5.5, very smart.
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Nov 7
"Doctor, we want to have a baby."
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Nov 6
"LCARS for Finance is just a replicator menu."
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@EnterpriseCPU
Nov 6
"Are you tell me the shingle is also made of..."
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@EnterpriseCPU
Nov 5
World of Engineering
@engineers_feed
Nov 4
What are some computer shortcuts you want more people to be aware of?

Mine is Control, shift and + for clockwise rotating page in pdf and Ctrl + scrolling mouse wheel for zooming
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Enterprise Computer
@EnterpriseCPU
Nov 4
"Did they ever finish construction on I-45 Gulf Freeway?"
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Enterprise Computer
@EnterpriseCPU
Nov 4
Resistance is futile.
70s Fashion@70s_fashion
Nov 3
Perfection... @Braun
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Enterprise Computer
@EnterpriseCPU
Nov 3
I suppose you could say I'm on a seafood diet. Because I ate your C: Drive.
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Enterprise Computer
@EnterpriseCPU
Nov 2
"Will this stop after Tuesday?"
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Nov 2
"Blue people be like..."
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Enterprise Computer
@EnterpriseCPU
Nov 2
"You cannot tell me that the same country that gave us the awesome spoons gave us the worst chopsticks."
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Enterprise Computer
@EnterpriseCPU
Nov 1
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Nov 1
The cost of serving Grok Bot was unsustainably high relative to revenue
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