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“I cannot stress enough” - my brain
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“Keeping The Faith” Cast:

Where Are They Now?
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Pope x Palpatine
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"Or am I being R2?"

- Shawshank warden planning his
Halloween costume
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Jimmy Savile is finally getting nabbed.
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Everyone: We need to ban AI!

Trump, being incredibly literal: Okay the word “AI” is banned.
President Trump said today that the US Government will be officially banning the term AI/Artificial Intelligence due to its inaccuracy.
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Showing off my Gossip Girl costume:

“This is my Lively hood.”
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Growing up in Manhattan, you’re amazed to see kids on TV trick-or-treating from house to house and not from CVS to CVS.
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AI making science and math discoveries frees up our smartest people to devote their lives to world record video game speedrun attempts.
OpenAI has announced to three new discoveries in mathematics, computer science, and physics:
- Local smoothing and the Kakeya conjecture
- The Exponential Time Hypothesis is false
- Existence of quantum chromodynamics and completions of the Standard Model
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Me looking down on the idiots who didn’t invest in pumpkin futures:
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The plan? Lose the first 3 games of the season to bring ticket resale prices down.
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Saved By The Bell lowkey ruined the name Screech. You see barely anyone under 40 with that name.
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Mom: “Why do you refuse to sleep in your childhood bed?”

Me: “It’s a boy cot.”
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Vegetarian sandwich shop:

Never Meat Your Heros
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Let’s go to the tape
🚨 #BREAKING: Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”
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Pokemonsieur
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Elon Altman retweeted
If your parent is a lawyer and you become a lawyer, you’re a depo baby.
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If your parent is a lawyer and you become a lawyer, you’re a depo baby.
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“The city so nice they named it twice. Follow me as we explore scenic Twice, Nebraska.”
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Elon Altman retweeted
Vincent visits Art of Play:
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Vincent visits Art of Play:
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