Elon can't sell the Wank Panzer
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Christ on a cracker what a ghoul Erika Kirk is.
Erika Kirk: ā€œIt’s the little things. I miss Charlie when I see his hot sauce on the shelf, which is now available at grocery stores everywhere.ā€

It’s an instinct.
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Gad sounds bitter now that he moved to the US to escape "woke" and now it turned blue.
There are no words that I can use to express the extent to which I loathe @BernieSanders. He has parasitized taxpayers for 50 years and offered less than nothing in return. A degenerate and lobotomized fool. Go back to renew your marriage vows in the Soviet Union, and please stay there.
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We'll need strict oversight of the Premiers or this money will disappear like the missing Covid cash Doug Ford already stole.
In Budget 2026, we’re laying out a path to end homelessness within the next decade — backed by nearly $30 billion to bring help, housing, and health care together.

Because in Canada, we take care of each other.
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Looks like Russell Brand is gonna take some Cockie-Wocky in the Bumsie-Wumsie.
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My take on Canada not allowing Russian athletes to play in the World Juniors? If those young men are so eager to represent their murderous dictatorship on the world stage, they should volunteer to fight in Ukraine, and become drone food.
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Everyone in Canada who criticized Carney for walking away from that terrible trade deal looks pretty fucking stupid right now eh?
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Look at MAGA Mario, pathetically trying to distance himself from all the things he's been openly cheering for all this time. Blue Wave bitch.
Trump had the biggest opening any president has had in decades.

I THINK HE JUST BLEW IT.

He came in with EVERYTHING:
-The House
-The Senate
-The popular vote
-All 7 swing states
-A 6-3 Supreme Court

Democrats were so rattled by their crushing defeat that they voted for the Laken Riley Act within weeks.

The "vibe shift" was real.

He could have locked in a generation of wins.

Instead, a lot of poor decisions were made & this should be a wake up call.

I hear it from extremely far-right people that they’re sick of ā€œTrump’s antics.ā€

He doesn't like legislating or going back and forth with Congress. His big wins came down to one massive tax bill (that polled badly & added trillions to the deficit), money for immigration enforcement, & a crypto bill.

He introduced massive deficits. Tariffs on & off by the week. He declared an open war on the Federal Reserve. Unnecessarily attacked Jerome Powell for months & tried to fire the Fed governor.

The "Liberation Day" tariffs were a disaster. They sent markets into an insane tailspin. The Supreme Court ended up ruling against some of them.

Gas ended up going over $4.50 a gallon for the first time since 2022 (the most expensive Labor Day on record).

HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO BE THE GUY TO END WARS & IRAN IS STILL ON GOING WITH TUCKER CITING MANY ā€œCREDIBLE SOURCESā€ TALKING ABOUT USING NUKES?!

Immigration was the clear issue for voters based on initial exit polls.

He went too aggressive on the memes, the public humiliation, and the public nature of it all.

He turned immigration, his strongest issue into a liability through optics. Remember, Barack Obama deported MORE people than Trump did in his first term but he did it quietly - cllearly didn’t sit well with the public.

The official government channels post memes weekly which lower the stature of the office.

It didn’t have to be that way, all the time.

To make matters worse for him, he’s caused of pardoning his allies with an undercover investigation on how some people have paid for a pardon.

The thing that he also promised the world was the Epstein files. But then he fought for months to keep them sealed until Congress forced them out angering the base.

Right now, as it stands, Texas may be won by a Democrat.

I think the midterms are a result of the totality of major issues that have arisen.

Trump’s approval hit a record low of 31% in Reuters/Ipsos polling last month.

As for us Canadians… He disrespected us for too long. Called us the "51st state." Renamed Lake Ontario to Lake America. Blew up trade talks over an ad & slapped 50% tariffs on more Canadian goods this summer while threatening 50% on our cars, auto parts and steel on January 1.

And all of this to say, despite the loss the Republicans will likely face today, and how different Republicans are from the Conservative Party Of Canada, it won’t stop the Liberals from calling us MAGA to try to gain cheap political points, and it won’t help us with the future of tariffs.
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Why yes, yes it is. I'm here for it. Here in Canada, we get to watch Canadian Trump supporters try to distance themselves. It's a good day.
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If you ever feel dumb, just remember that Elon Musk spent $474 million on nothing.
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Paranoid Humanoid retweeted
Hundreds of Minnesotans are leaving their "I voted" stickers at the site where Alex Pretti was murdered by ICE agents.
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I'll put this very simply so you can understand. Canada is a NATO country. NATO exists to prevent Russia from expanding it's territory into Europe. That's why our troops are in Latvia. They've been there for years. How is it possible you don't know any of this?
Why is Mark Carney making Canada go to war with Russia?!?
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Americans have a chance today to severely limit the power of the pedophile protecting Republican party, and turn the Pedophile In Chief into a lame-duck President once and for all. The world is cheering for you. Don't fuck this up. We've had enough.
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Paranoid Humanoid retweeted
Strangled his wife, tortured his daughter, and dismembered his son. Yet still somehow a more attentive dad than Elon.
This is what they stole from us
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Russell Brand belongs behind bars.
Russell Brand and Megyn Kelly claim that raping children isn’t rape.

Russell Brand: You know I’m aware it’s being filmed and broadcast and stuff like that, and I’m not stupid but what I’m saying is that I’ve never done anything where I’ve… I’ve manipulated consent, I’ve conducting it, it’s a kind of energy conduction, but bypassing consent is when you make people do things they don’t want to do, not make things, do thing, make people do things they wouldn’t normally do. That is too young, you shouldn’t sleep with anyone really younger than you and if I’d had more, I mean I wouldn’t go…I don’t want to time travel back and be a more efficient womanizer.

Megyn Kelly: I don’t think 14 years difference is in itself is scandalous it’s just given the age she was it was. If she were 25 and you were 39, I don’t think people would be looking at that.

(They’re talking about Brand molesting a minor.)

Brand: Yeah, it is young. But I don’t know if you remember from your own adolescence because I do that there were some young women, like you know girls… let’s call them girls that were 16 that were like kids and then there were others that were like women and like 25 year-old guys would pull up in cars outside the school. Like, it was just normal comprehensive, that means regular state school. Like, you know when all the girls in your year go out—

Kelly: Listen, you don’t have to tell. I was called a pedophile enabler because I said there’s a difference between 15 year olds and 5 year olds when we were talking about what Jeffery Epstein is. And really the point I was making was that the term pedophile only applies to somebody who likes prepubescent girls, which is a very different thing than liking women who are in their, you know, late teens and then you get into the 15, 16 range and it depends, it really depends.

Brand: I guess the law is the law, i’m in a legal situation. Morally it’s of course it’s wrong. Morally. But… Me as a 30 year-old I had no business having consensual sex with women that were just past girls, that were just over the age of consent. And I wasn’t really… it wasn’t like my thing. You know what I mean?

Kelly: Yeah, yeah.

Brand, waving his arms, says ā€œit was just like oh this one, that one, this oneā€¦ā€
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I've been blocked since forever. I don't see his posts much anymore, but in these turbulent times it's reassuring to see that some things never change. Pleb is still a whole fucking idiot.
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I wish Iran actually did have nukes. That way gas would still be $1.10/L where I live. Everyone knows the US never attacks a nuclear armed country, which is why Trump won't do anything to North Korea over the Binance hack.
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Amazon and Google both eating shit in the stick market. Is the AI bubble finally bursting?
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The mask is fully off this term eh? The white hood is fully on.
Trump on El-Sayed: "I call him Muhammed. He goes by Abdul. Abdul Ramadan ... we can't have these people in the United States. With the guy up in Michigan, we're gonna have to do the metal detector test before he's allowed to sit every day."
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Melanie Joly is a badass warrior woman. That is all.
WATCH: After CPC MP Kyel Seeback tries pulling a stunt during QP.

Energy Min @melaniejoly fires back:

ā€œMr. Speaker, have the Conservatives ever denounced the American tariffs?ā€
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