Finally, my X subscription is live!

Now, who's going to be my first subscriber? 👀

Ronaldo scored his 900th goal in September 2024 and has added just 85 goals since.

Messi scored his 900th in March 2026 and has already added 37.

There will be some uncomfortable conversations today. 😂

Unbeaten Manchester United against Roma tomorrow……

I have a strong feeling that Manchester United will beat Roma tomorrow at Old Trafford!!!

Children are annoyingly beautiful.

Once you're their favourite person, they'll be attached to you like a blackhead.

😂💀 lower level teams.

As Roma please don't spoil the fun 😹

We don’t even know who is pregnant again, all of una belle just big 😒😹🫴

She said she needed space, so I gave it. After two weeks her friend DMed me to reach out because she’s been stressing them about why I’m not texting or reaching out.
Ladies will say one thing and mean another. SMH

If she slaps your mum will you slap her back ?

On Saturday I head maresca played Ayyoub Bouaddi at 10 and Enzo Fernandez at behind him from city fans 😆

I bin wan buy car yesterday but people no go dey see my outfit na why I leave am😌

I thought life is about jollof rice and chicken until I licked plate

🚨Pau Torres: "We've started well in the Champions."

"Barça is dominating. Paris and Madrid beat them. I'm convinced that Unai Emery will base tomorrow's game on the positives they took from those two matches."

The wealthy don’t chase money, they position themselves where money must pass.

"If na me, I for do am like this"
No worry...life go soon give you mic🙄😏

“If anyone is not willing to work, let him not eat.”

+234 babe when they hear this Bible verses.

I SAW A MERCEDES-BENZ SL-CLASS TODAY WHILE COMING OUT OF THE BANK, AND A THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND: "SOMEBODY OWNS THIS CAR. WHAT DOES THIS PERSON KNOW THAT HAS ENABLED HIM TO OWN THIS CAR WHILE I DON'T?" 🤔

Me recharging my social battery before pretending to like people again. 😭😂

Distance yourself from people who: 1.Lie to you
2.Disrespect you
3.Use you
4.Put you down

It’s so annoying when a girl is both ugly and rude, like wtf are you doing to yourself ?