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I don’t know about you but this movie had me glued to my screen for complete 24hrs 🎥
Movie is a total 10/10 🎥 🎞️
Movie is a total 10/10 🎥 🎞️
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Nᴏʀɴʏ ❣️🏴 🇫🇷 retweeted
One of my best villain in movies.
What about you who's your best villain in movies history
What about you who's your best villain in movies history
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Nᴏʀɴʏ ❣️🏴 🇫🇷 retweeted
My Daughter Had an Affair With Her Sister’s Husband. Now She Wants Me to Forgive Her.
I have two daughters, Grace and Lily. Both are married and have children.
Three months ago, Grace called me late one night, crying uncontrollably. She had discovered that her husband had been having an affair with her younger sister, Lily.
What shocked her even more was that the affair had lasted nearly three years.
I have two daughters, Grace and Lily. Both are married and have children.
Three months ago, Grace called me late one night, crying uncontrollably. She had discovered that her husband had been having an affair with her younger sister, Lily.
What shocked her even more was that the affair had lasted nearly three years.
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Nᴏʀɴʏ ❣️🏴 🇫🇷 retweeted
Should couples discuss their individual debts before getting married?
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Nᴏʀɴʏ ❣️🏴 🇫🇷 retweeted
He gets exactly what his money can buy.
Back to sender reversal has been successfully activated.
Back to sender reversal has been successfully activated.
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Nᴏʀɴʏ ❣️🏴 🇫🇷 retweeted
🚨Jude Bellingham'ın sevgilisi Ashlyn Castro:
“Çok fazla yorum gördüm ve açıkçası ona hayranlık duyan kimseyi suçlayamam. Ancak o fotoğrafta gördüğünüz şey, onu özel kılan özelliklerin yalnızca küçük bir parçası. Kameraların asla yakalayamadığı yakışıklı, sevgi dolu ve şefkatli n kendimi çok şanslı hissediyorum
“Çok fazla yorum gördüm ve açıkçası ona hayranlık duyan kimseyi suçlayamam. Ancak o fotoğrafta gördüğünüz şey, onu özel kılan özelliklerin yalnızca küçük bir parçası. Kameraların asla yakalayamadığı yakışıklı, sevgi dolu ve şefkatli n kendimi çok şanslı hissediyorum
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Nᴏʀɴʏ ❣️🏴 🇫🇷 retweeted
Hotel Manager: “Your final bill is $740.”
Guest: “For two nights? My booking was $180 per night.”
Hotel Manager: “There are additional charges for a second guest and two breakfasts.”
Guest: “I came alone, and I never ate breakfast here.”
Hotel Manager: “Your reservation shows two occupants.”
Guest: “Then show me who checked in with me.”
The manager called the receptionist.
Receptionist: “That’s how the booking appeared when he arrived.”
Guest: “You checked me in yourself. You know I came alone.”
The manager opened the original reservation and suddenly stopped scrolling.
Guest: “What did you find?”
Hotel Manager: “Your original booking was for one person.”
Guest: “Then who added the second guest?”
Guest: “For two nights? My booking was $180 per night.”
Hotel Manager: “There are additional charges for a second guest and two breakfasts.”
Guest: “I came alone, and I never ate breakfast here.”
Hotel Manager: “Your reservation shows two occupants.”
Guest: “Then show me who checked in with me.”
The manager called the receptionist.
Receptionist: “That’s how the booking appeared when he arrived.”
Guest: “You checked me in yourself. You know I came alone.”
The manager opened the original reservation and suddenly stopped scrolling.
Guest: “What did you find?”
Hotel Manager: “Your original booking was for one person.”
Guest: “Then who added the second guest?”
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Nᴏʀɴʏ ❣️🏴 🇫🇷 retweeted
Jason Statham realizing the crazy sequel just got even weirder.
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Nᴏʀɴʏ ❣️🏴 🇫🇷 retweeted
We’d only been together five months, but we were past the stage of careful first impressions. One afternoon we were killing time at a bookstore café while her phone charged. She was scrolling through listings for a used car she wanted to replace her old one with, and she kept muttering about interest rates and down payments.
“How do people even get approved for anything these days?” she asked, half to herself. Then she looked up. “You’ve got your shit together. How much are you actually sitting on?”
I almost laughed it off. Instead I answered. I told her the balance in the high-yield account, what was in the brokerage, and that the rest was tied up in a small index fund I didn’t touch. She went quiet for a second, then smiled like she’d just solved a puzzle.
“How do people even get approved for anything these days?” she asked, half to herself. Then she looked up. “You’ve got your shit together. How much are you actually sitting on?”
I almost laughed it off. Instead I answered. I told her the balance in the high-yield account, what was in the brokerage, and that the rest was tied up in a small index fund I didn’t touch. She went quiet for a second, then smiled like she’d just solved a puzzle.
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Nᴏʀɴʏ ❣️🏴 🇫🇷 retweeted
I walked past this building and had to stop. One AC looks normal… the other looks like a science project. How is this even working? 😂
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Nᴏʀɴʏ ❣️🏴 🇫🇷 retweeted
My wife and I had sex around 9 p.m. before I told her I was going out to get some food.
At 11 a.m. the following morning, two detectives knocked on our door.
Detective: “Sir, where were you between 10 p.m. and midnight?”
Me: “At home with my wife.”
Detective: “Your wife says you never left the bedroom.”
I looked at her.
Me: “That’s correct.”
The detective placed a photograph on the table.
It showed me entering another woman’s apartment at 10:47 p.m.
I stared at it.
Me: “That’s impossible. I was at home.”
Detective: “Are you saying this photograph is fake?”
Me: “I’m saying that’s not me.”
My wife suddenly stood up.
Wife: “Wait. Why are you questioning him about another woman?”
The second detective opened a folder.
Detective: “Because that woman was found unconscious in her apartment last night, and someone reported seeing her with your husband.”
My wife turned towards me.
Wife: “What woman?”
I shook my head.
Me: “I have never seen her before.”
Then the detective asked a question that made my wife go completely silent.
Detective: “Sir, does your wife have a twin sister?”
At 11 a.m. the following morning, two detectives knocked on our door.
Detective: “Sir, where were you between 10 p.m. and midnight?”
Me: “At home with my wife.”
Detective: “Your wife says you never left the bedroom.”
I looked at her.
Me: “That’s correct.”
The detective placed a photograph on the table.
It showed me entering another woman’s apartment at 10:47 p.m.
I stared at it.
Me: “That’s impossible. I was at home.”
Detective: “Are you saying this photograph is fake?”
Me: “I’m saying that’s not me.”
My wife suddenly stood up.
Wife: “Wait. Why are you questioning him about another woman?”
The second detective opened a folder.
Detective: “Because that woman was found unconscious in her apartment last night, and someone reported seeing her with your husband.”
My wife turned towards me.
Wife: “What woman?”
I shook my head.
Me: “I have never seen her before.”
Then the detective asked a question that made my wife go completely silent.
Detective: “Sir, does your wife have a twin sister?”
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Nᴏʀɴʏ ❣️🏴 🇫🇷 retweeted
A woman had returned so many outfits to one clothing company that employees knew her name by heart.
She ordered summer clothes.
Returned them.
Then ordered winter clothes.
Returned those too.
The company even covered the return shipping every time.
Eventually, one employee got curious and searched her name on Instagram.
She was a healthcare influencer.
Nothing unusual there.
Until they noticed she had over 2,000 videos.
And in almost every video, she was wearing a completely different outfit.
The employee checked a few more.
Then another.
Different dress. Different coat. Different sweater.
All of them looked suspiciously familiar.
The company finally realized why she kept ordering clothes.
But there was one problem they hadn’t expected.
She ordered summer clothes.
Returned them.
Then ordered winter clothes.
Returned those too.
The company even covered the return shipping every time.
Eventually, one employee got curious and searched her name on Instagram.
She was a healthcare influencer.
Nothing unusual there.
Until they noticed she had over 2,000 videos.
And in almost every video, she was wearing a completely different outfit.
The employee checked a few more.
Then another.
Different dress. Different coat. Different sweater.
All of them looked suspiciously familiar.
The company finally realized why she kept ordering clothes.
But there was one problem they hadn’t expected.
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Nᴏʀɴʏ ❣️🏴 🇫🇷 retweeted
David Beckham & Harper in Paris... wild how some men date their daughter's agemates 💀 (Paris dad duties)
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Nᴏʀɴʏ ❣️🏴 🇫🇷 retweeted
She wanted a fairytale romance.... but the frog was happily single🐸👑 😂
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