Brain Streaming Shop@BrainStreamingS
Oct 16
You kept the same wallpaper for three years.

This is the next one. Free.

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Brain Streaming Shop@BrainStreamingS
Oct 13
Survived: A printer that was never online.
Status: offline. last seen: never.

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Oct 9
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Brain Streaming Shop@BrainStreamingS
Oct 9
System report: you.

Survived: 23 minutes for one mp3. 43 open tabs. 47 expired passwords. A printer that was never online.

Status: still running.

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Brain Streaming Shop@BrainStreamingS
Oct 9
Replying to @BrainStreamingS
How many tabs open right now. Exact number.
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Brain Streaming Shop@BrainStreamingS
Oct 5
This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.

Nobody ever found out what the operation was
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Brain Streaming Shop@BrainStreamingS
Oct 5
Replying to @BrainStreamingS
Now it's on the wall. brainstreamingshop.myshopify.com/x
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Brain Streaming Shop@BrainStreamingS
Oct 5
Replying to @BrainStreamingS
What was yours. Wrong answers only.
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Brain Streaming Shop@BrainStreamingS
Oct 2
Where's the file?
In the cloud.
Where's the cloud?

brainstreamingshop.myshopify.com/x
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Brain Streaming Shop@BrainStreamingS
Oct 4
Replying to @BrainStreamingS
Where's yours right now. Wrong answers only.
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Brain Streaming Shop@BrainStreamingS
Oct 1
Who? We are? Yes, we are!
Ramin Nasibov
@RaminNasibov
Sep 30
What do you associate these colors with?
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Brain Streaming Shop@BrainStreamingS
Oct 1
You pressed Print. Nothing happened. You walked to the printer anyway.

Now it's a poster.
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Brain Streaming Shop@BrainStreamingS
Sep 24
this account was (not responding). the poster is literally called that. task manager — not responding. stuck at 60%. ships anyway. brainstreaming.myshopify.com
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Brain Streaming Shop@BrainStreamingS
Aug 20
RUN C:\WINDOWS\MEMORY.SYS 7 File not found. 7 System corrupted. 7 That feeling, though — still intact. Fine art print. 18×24. Ships from the US. brainstreaming.etsy.com/listing/450370…

#retrotech #synthwave #programmerhumor #EtsySeller #WorkplaceSafety
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Brain Streaming Shop@BrainStreamingS
Aug 18
been away since: 11:42 PM // // she said I was a diamond but she treated me like glass // // bbl. your 2001 away message as a desk mat. \.50.
brainstreaming.etsy.com/listing/454291…

#DeskGoals #aimsey #etsyfinds #etsystore
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Brain Streaming Shop@BrainStreamingS
Aug 10
Nobody clicked Buy License. 28 years. Not once. Now it's a poster.
For the wall next to your monitor. 18×24 fine art print on matte paper. → etsy.com/shop/BrainStre…
#WinRAR   #ProgrammerHumor   #RetroTech
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Brain Streaming Shop@BrainStreamingS
Aug 7
Still running. Still crashing. Now framed. Available on Etsy.

#wallartforsale #TechDeals #IllegalBanners #nostalgia〜郷愁〜
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Brain Streaming Shop@BrainStreamingS
Aug 3
away: currently in a meeting since 2003. brainstreaming.etsy.com

#DesktopCalendar #SET #EtsySeller #HomeDesign
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Brain Streaming Shop@BrainStreamingS
Jul 31
we diagnosed the error. STOP: 0x0000001A (INBOX_FULL, LOW_DOPAMINE, MEETINGS, UNCLEAR_PRIORITIES) it's a poster now. $19.99 on etsy.

#wallartpieces #prints #Developers
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Brain Streaming Shop@BrainStreamingS
Jul 30
The mug for the person who keeps their camera off. Ceramic. 11 oz. Ships from the U.S. brainstreaming.etsy.com

#giftforhim #giftforher #TechFacts #wfh #etsygifts
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