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"bad tweet man, living up to your name I see."
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Where am I at my life right now? I bought an $8 bag of manure from the farm where I buy my beef.
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Im just gunna come out and say it, if someone calls a single player game "Dead game" because of steam numbers they deserve to be beaten with brook sticks. That's all.
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Serial arsonist believes world is entering a combustion crisis and doesn't think he'll be able to prevent himself from helping cause it.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes the world is entering a cybersecurity crisis and doesn't think he'll be able to prevent ChatGPT from helping cause it.

"I no longer think we’re going to be able to just patch all the bugs."
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Bought 3 dragon ball mangas and my kid's halloween costume, highway fucking robbery
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Have had more banger tweets in the past month than the last 5 years on here.

Feels good bro, got my haircut today with my first X paycheck 🤝🤝
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The Nazis opening the attic and seeing Ethan balls deep in a Hassidic homunculus:
A retelling of the Anne Frank story but the Nazis find the attic immediately because Ethan can’t stop clapping that thing with his Hebrew National
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My 9 year old when she's told no
BREAKING: Chinese man threw himself from his 30th floor window after getting into a heated argument with his wife
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"I quit doing gang bangs for him"

And people say true love is dead.
Riley Reid says her boyfriend could tell she had an anal scene scheduled just by what she ate for dinner; she quit gangbangs for him, and he then asked her to stop filming with men altogether.

“My career started to pop off in the anal department, and that’s where his “When you’re doing anal, you can’t eat certain foods.”

“When I was just regularly working, he’d ask, ‘What do you want for dinner?’ and I’d say, ‘Whatever.’”

“But when I had a special anal scene, I had to have this and this and this.”

“When she’s not eating normal, that means she has anal the next day.”

“I ended up quitting gangbangs for him.”

“I gave him power.”

“Then he was like, ‘Will you just quit doing boy-girl?’”

“He wanted me to quit my job and everything.”
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Im not scared, It's just an annoyance. The DPS crying pull more! I will never play a support class ever again. Im going to be the quiet DPS from now on. @KalebPrime can be the tank
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There's 30 pounds of fent inside it
Idk what homeboy is on about but it is pretty cool that they built a life-size Ark of the Covenant
I think that's neat
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Just an observation, and well it's going to piss a lot of you off. But whenever I come on here, I see you, some of you that I've known since the tism of 2014 and sometimes there abouts after. Well lads, and maybe ladies. You're really starting to become like the boomers you hate.
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This is why I always make sure my webcam is pointed straight at my cock before I start jacking it, enjoy this one sрооk FАGGOTS LOL!!!
The CIA can access your phone and laptop microphones and cameras, per former CIA officer John Kiriakou.
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Una familia marroquí cobrando 2.454 euros mensuales en ayudas mientras te levantas todos los días a las 6 de la mañana por 1.200
🇪🇸🇲🇦 | Una familia marroquí con seis hijos y 2.454 euros mensuales en ayudas exige una vivienda al Ayuntamiento de Vitoria tras ser desahuciados y perder su alquiler social para irse 38 días de vacaciones a su país este verano:

El Consistorio ha descartado definitivamente cta o extraordinaria una vivienda a una familia marroquí con seis menores a su cargo que ha sido desalojada de un piso de alquiler social en el barrio de Sansomendi. Según informa El Correo, la unidad familiar percibe 2.454 euros mensuales en ayudas públicas y rechazó firmar la notificación de una vivienda de acogida que se le ofreció. La familia reclama ahora una solución habitacional tras quedarse sin el inmueble.

Entre los motivos que han pesado en la decisión municipal figura que la familia pasó 38 días de vacaciones en Marruecos el pasado verano, además de rechazar la notificación del recurso de acogida. El Consistorio ha cerrado la vía de una adjudicación extraordinaria, por lo que la familia deberá recurrir a los procedimientos ordinarios de acceso a vivienda y a los recursos sociales disponibles.
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Once forever releases I'm going to get Kaleb out of this funk by forcing him to rerun every dungeon until I get the gear i want. He'll get free enchants for his trouble
That weekend melancholia's seeping in earlier this time around, I'll try to power through it by idk, trying to do something. Hopefully my brother gets in the mood to go somewhere, otherwise I don't have any plans for the weekend, just like usual I suppose.
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Dude is ready to lay bricks
Nació listo para jubilación el bebé.

Imagino que así era Morgan Freedman al nacer.
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Why the fuck did Morgan just RT a post from 5 years ago? @PunishedMorgan explain yourself now
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They’re turning off the whole internet
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Streamers whining about sharding in forever. To thier credit, blizz is doing it wrong. Believe it or not neverwinter did it right.
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I keep seeing the @LongWJohnson phenotype everywhere these days.
Killdozer devlog. October 23. Working on garage/loadouts/upgrades today.
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