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There are four kinds of Asian: Rice, Mountain, Jungle and Horse
Race scientists tell us there are three kinds of Asian: Rice, Jungle, and Horse.
Authorities say the assimilation of this young Horse Asian girl into suburb nosering tattoo shitlib porn culture may mark a worrying new low in global spiritual decline
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Be sure to honor your ancestors tonight, for it is the 25th anniversary of this legend
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I hate how much I love this.
might be the dumbest and vibiest piece of AI slop Ive ever heard.
banger.
might be the dumbest and vibiest piece of AI slop Ive ever heard.
banger.
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BREAKING: Goldman Sachs banned most staff from using advanced AI tools designed for coding.
While the firm had allowed bankers and traders to use tools like Claude Code and GitHub, Goldman will limit those tools to engineers effective immediately.
While the firm had allowed bankers and traders to use tools like Claude Code and GitHub, Goldman will limit those tools to engineers effective immediately.
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Mf watching Shrekgular and The Folk
I have a green color blindness so all tv & movie characters look like this to meCommunity notered-green color blindness (deuteranomaly/deuteranopia) impairs distinguishing certain hues but does not transform green-skinned figures into normal human appearances as shown.
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Congrats to the diamond hands
If you invested $10,000 in Intel 26 years ago, you would have $9,860.54 today $INTC
If you invested $10,000 in Intel 26 years ago, you would have $9,860.54 today $INTC
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I don't think anyone understands how significant this is. We are now legitimately at the precipice of the New Frontier.
This is cool.
This is cool.
Amazing!!! Nasa just mapped the whole Ocean surface from space by using Gravity.
Community note
NASA's SWOT maps seafloor features via gravity effects on sea surface height, not the surface itself. Technique used for decades; this higher-res (~8 km) version uses 1 year of data vs prior 30 years.
nasa.gov/missions/swot/…
svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/5519/
nasa.gov/missions/swot/…
svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/5519/
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Lost 23 billion dollars while revenue is up 1300% YoY the global economy is dependent on esport organization level finances
BREAKING: Anthropic’s Q3 2026 results:
Revenue: $17.0B, up 1,127% from a year ago and 47% from Q2
Operating loss: $567M, after a $974M profit in Q2
Adjusted operating income: $2.5B, a 15% margin (down from 19% in Q2)
Net loss: $23.3B, vs. $12.1B a year ago
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On the desert planet of Tatooine, an unexpected visitor enters the junkshop of a certain toydarian. “Annie? Is that you?" Watto raises his arms. "All black, very slimming!”
Vader’s lightsaber sparks red. “You enslaved my mother, Watto.”
“Ah shit.”
“I’ve come for revenge.”
“Annie, wait! I can get you a discount on capacitor nodes. I can get cheap Ewok girls from-HGRK!" Watto grasps his own throat.
Vader lifts the slug snout alien into the air. “Enough.”
“Ack! Annie!” Watto rasps. “Why’d you ignite the saber if you’re just gonna choke me?!”
Vader clenches his fingers. “Silence!”
Watto spasms. “Aaargh!” His head slumps, his arms fall limp.
Vader relaxes. “Good bye, Watto.”
“Eh he he. 𝑨𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒆.” Watto looks up. “Is this how you treat an old friend?”
“No.” Vader’s hand quakes. “This is the full might of the Force. How do you draw breath?”
“Aah, Annie.”
“How are you still talking?”
“It’s like I told Qui-Gon all those years ago: your jedi tricks won’t work on me. I’m Toydarian.”
“I’m 𝒄𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 your trachea.”
“Oh, Annie. All this time and you never realized—all Toydarians are ventriloquists.”
“What?”
“We don"t breathe with our throats.”
Vader staggers. “You mean—?!”
“That’s right, Annie.” Watto’s grin splits wide, a manic glimmer in his eye. “I’ve been talking out of my 𝗮𝘀𝘀 the whole time.”
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[r][title: STAR WARS: Vader vs. Watto]
Vader’s lightsaber sparks red. “You enslaved my mother, Watto.”
“Ah shit.”
“I’ve come for revenge.”
“Annie, wait! I can get you a discount on capacitor nodes. I can get cheap Ewok girls from-HGRK!" Watto grasps his own throat.
Vader lifts the slug snout alien into the air. “Enough.”
“Ack! Annie!” Watto rasps. “Why’d you ignite the saber if you’re just gonna choke me?!”
Vader clenches his fingers. “Silence!”
Watto spasms. “Aaargh!” His head slumps, his arms fall limp.
Vader relaxes. “Good bye, Watto.”
“Eh he he. 𝑨𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒆.” Watto looks up. “Is this how you treat an old friend?”
“No.” Vader’s hand quakes. “This is the full might of the Force. How do you draw breath?”
“Aah, Annie.”
“How are you still talking?”
“It’s like I told Qui-Gon all those years ago: your jedi tricks won’t work on me. I’m Toydarian.”
“I’m 𝒄𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 your trachea.”
“Oh, Annie. All this time and you never realized—all Toydarians are ventriloquists.”
“What?”
“We don"t breathe with our throats.”
Vader staggers. “You mean—?!”
“That’s right, Annie.” Watto’s grin splits wide, a manic glimmer in his eye. “I’ve been talking out of my 𝗮𝘀𝘀 the whole time.”
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[r][title: STAR WARS: Vader vs. Watto]
On the bustling city-world of Coruscant, Yoda and Obi-Wan stand side-by-side, gazing out a window on the highest floor of the Jedi Temple.
“So I get the jump on Grievous,” Obi-Wan brags. “And you know what I tell him?”
“Mmm?”
“Hello, there.”
Yoda nods. “Mmm, good one.”
Padmé drags Anakin into the room.
“Padmé, wait!” He yelps.
“Ah, Senator Amidala,” Yoda turns. “How may help you, we can?”
“What’s the meaning of this!” Padmé yanks Anakin forward and pulls back his sleeve, revealing his gold prosthetic limb.
Obi-Wan grimaces. “Padmé, I already told you-”
“Quiet!” She hisses.
“Count Dooku, did the young Skywalker fight.” Yoda nods somberly. “Kicked, his ass was. Hmm.”
“I know-”
“Thoroughly.”
“I know that! Why does he have a robot arm?”
“Hmm?”
“Can’t he get a clone arm or something?”
Yoda shakes his head. “No.”
“Why not?”
“Padmé, please.” Obi-Wan interjects. “There are…complexities at hand. Delicate matters, even for Jedi.”
“Let me guess,” she huffs. “He can’t use the force with a cloned arm.”
“No,” Yoda intones. “Something far more powerful is at play.”
“More powerful than the force?” She blinks.
“Yes,” says Yoda. “Budget cuts.”
“Budget cuts?”
“The Jedi healthcare plan leaves something to be desired,” Obi-Wan sighs.
Yoda nods. “Dog shit, it is.'
“Budget cuts?!” Padmé sputters. “For the Jedi? Who would do a dumb thing like that?”
“You did.” Yoda points at her.
“What?”
“The Order 66 Healthcare Budget Reform and Reallocation Bill,” Obi-Wan explains. “Authored by Sheev Palpatine and co-sponsored by the interim Naboo senate representative appointed by Senator Amidala—Jar Jar Binks.”
Padmé and Anakin curse under their breaths. “Fucking Jar Jar.”
“So what, he’s crippled forever?”
Anakin grimaces.
Yoda holds up his palm. “Blessing, it may be.”
“A blessing?” She scoffs. “His hand looks like a Columbian shower head!”
“Hey.”
“Yes, but now he can easily stir eggs.” Yoda uses his walking stick to press a button on the side of Anakin’s wrist. “Observe.”
His middle and ring finger twitch and then flutter in a blur.
“10,000 RPMs, hmm.”
Padmé eyes go wide. “Let’s go, Annie.”
“Padmé wha-
She snatches his collar and drags him out of the room. “Sorry about the budget cuts. Hope it all works out!”
Yoda watches the pair depart. “Hmm. Troubled by Skywalker, I am. Many omens. A darkness blinds his path.”
“And soon he’ll be deaf,” Obi-Wan quips.
“Hmm?”
“N-nothing.”
Yoda squints. “Hmm.”
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[r][title: STAR WARS: The Phantom Finger]
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last month i was begging gpu providers for b300s at $7.9/hr
now they're begging me to take them at $4.6/hr, no commitment
something big is happening soon. ai gave us all its dessert and now it's time for the veggies
now they're begging me to take them at $4.6/hr, no commitment
something big is happening soon. ai gave us all its dessert and now it's time for the veggies
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One thing that gives me an edge over other Door Dashers is that I can actually read and speak English. It cannot be understated how much this comes up from the customer perspective. Fuck, I was even in McDonald's once on my own time helping some random foreigner solve an easily into while dashing because I CAN ACTUALLY READ AND SPEAK ENGLISH.
Delivering pizza was something that even pizzarias in the smallest random towns figured out literally decades ago.
And @DoorDash enshittified it within a few years
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