Alan Cole
@AlanMCole
Oct 22
Most of the jokes are already made, and I encourage you to have fun reading them.

Personally, I just think that every major brand should employ one (1) enjoyer of map based strategy games who knows all the historic flags.
Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalcons
Oct 21
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Alan Cole
@AlanMCole
Oct 22
Replying to @AlanMCole
Birds of prey are not inherently Nazi, especially in a North American context. Red black and white, also not inherently Nazi.

But specifically bounding a black stripe inside a white stripe on red is unfortunately very Reichskriegsflagge.
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Alex Godofsky
@AlexGodofsky
Oct 22
Replying to @AlanMCole
@AlanMCole I feel like there's probably one master LLM query that can replace all of these "make sure I'm not making an obvious mistake" roles.
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Scott Lincicome
@scottlincicome
Oct 22
Replying to @AlanMCole
@AlanMCole The AI image jokes are particularly good
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Starlink
@Starlink
Oct 16
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ScottNotABot
@NotScott91549
Oct 22
Replying to @AlanMCole
@AlanMCole
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McRask@McRask
Oct 22
Replying to @AlanMCole
@AlanMCole Vexilogically fraught
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Zackcy 🍁@Zackcy
Oct 22
Replying to @AlanMCole
@AlanMCole I think their problem was that they had just the one.
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Sandrew@SandrewFinance
Oct 22
Replying to @AlanMCole
@AlanMCole The screener just turns on whether you know what the phrase “HOI4 Kaiserreich mod” means.
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ricardo@ricardo_xyz_123
Oct 22
Replying to @AlanMCole
@AlanMCole @marthagimbel Great idea, along the lines of Bill Simmons saying every team needs an expert Madden player for clock management
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Weasel
@FloridaMan2691
Oct 22
Replying to @AlanMCole
@AlanMCole I understand trying to appeal to Europeans but cmon Falcons......
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JaunBray@isthatujawnbray
Oct 22
Replying to @AlanMCole
@AlanMCole This isn't Nazi and you're being melodramatic.
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Alexander the Mortal
@Alex_TheMortal
13h
Welcome to Alexander the Mortal.

The life of Alexander the Great and the history of his empire. Battles, friendships, rivalries and the people who followed him or stood in his way.

King at twenty. Dead at thirty-two.

Glad you’re here.
Charles Le Brun’s 1661 painting The Queens of Persia at the Feet of Alexander, also known as The Tent of Darius. Two armoured men stand at the left beneath a dark canopy. Women and children in blue, gold, white and red gather before them; an older woman kneels in the foreground. A later interpretation of Alexander meeting Darius III’s family after Issus in 333 BC, not a contemporary image. Public-domain reproduction. Source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Charles_Le_Brun_-_Les_reines_de_Perse_aux_pieds_d%27Alexandre_dit_aussi_la_tente_de_Darius_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg
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Henry Morgan
@HenryMorgan3721
Oct 22
Replying to @AlanMCole
@AlanMCole United Farmworkers takes the cake ofc
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Cecil McJunkins@GrillBoyCecil
Oct 22
Replying to @AlanMCole
@AlanMCole I kind of think they did...
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