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“Still an issue.” Like you’re describing a leaky shower head or a slightly loud fridge. Sublime
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Trying to get through Dostoyevsky’s The Idiot
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Timeline cleanse ✨
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Just realised I haven’t ordered from my favourite local London Indian takeaway for over a month. They must think I’ve died
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The inevitable fate of Gangsta Granny
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Please god free me from the tyranny of voicenotes
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discovered this about 2 weeks ago, haven’t stopped saying “noo, not busta bust!” since
Twitter turns 20.

What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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Made an insta for the kitten. Having a very productive day
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Gwen & her big bunda 🥹
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Me the instant the buffet opens at the wake
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More or less the pep talk you give yourself first thing every day while getting a divorce 🧚
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Best show on telly
Only The Gilded Age would feature both the arrest of a man on charges of an assassination attempt followed by a woman discovering her sister is buying new curtains without consulting her and both incidents are given the same level of importance
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Had to leave my best girl in Swansea while I’m back in London & I’m missing her hugely 💔
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Got a fist bump off the Deliveroo man
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Monday
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Saw a well-meaning but incorrect bit of graffiti on the drive saying “manifest you’re dreams”
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All that Anakin Skywalker shit was a bit odd wasn’t it
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En route to TV’s London
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Got ID’d in little Tesco last night
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Just stuck on Grave of the Fireflies for some reason
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A second heartbreaking film has hit the Gwd
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