Yamesh@yamesh
Oct 1
It would be lovely if people on Waze could stop reporting emergency vehicles *that are moving*
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Yamesh@yamesh
Sep 8
Top marks to @Leatherman - after 22 years of service, my knife was somewhat tired. Delighted to find that a) they have a 25 year warranty and b) a no hassle replacement was sent out.
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Yamesh@yamesh
Sep 4
Lads, not being funny, but I bought a car off you last week. This today is... Optimistic.
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Yamesh@yamesh
Aug 10
Have fixed the issue with my Nissan.
By getting a Mazda.
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Yamesh@yamesh
Aug 7
You know what I love doing on the first day in holiday abroad? Finding a Nissan dealer and finding they don't stock the obscure fuse that seems to have blown and stopped the boot opening. Grr.
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Yamesh@yamesh
Jul 20
They're absolute shite at fixing cars though...
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Yamesh@yamesh
Jun 10
I'm increasingly convinced the Le Shuttle timetable is entirely hypothetical and they just make it up as they go along.
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Yamesh@yamesh
May 25
Ah, Bank Holiday down the tyre garage... #ffs
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Yamesh@yamesh
May 9
Reader, this is apparently an enclosed porch...
Yamesh@yamesh
May 9
This will be interesting, @RoyalMail, because we don't actually have an enclosed porch...
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Yamesh@yamesh
May 9
This will be interesting, @RoyalMail, because we don't actually have an enclosed porch...
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Yamesh@yamesh
May 6
Have left both @VodafoneUK and @virginmedia this week. In both cases the 'retention' offer given was considerably more than the current price and that for switching.
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Yamesh@yamesh
May 1
Ugh.
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Yamesh retweeted
Games That Weren't@fgasking
Apr 20
The PC DOS version of 'Allo 'Allo! Computer Fun! may have been released, but no copy had ever surfaced. Until now. Preserved from original master disks for the first time from Games That Weren't:
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Yamesh@yamesh
Apr 13
Replying to @LeShuttle_Help
@LeShuttle_Help Hello from Calais! What's the point in offering departure times at check-in when your app and terminal screens then show they've all been retained anyway?!
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Yamesh@yamesh
Apr 13
Replying to @yamesh
Re-timed, not retained!
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Yamesh retweeted
Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@floboflo
Mar 20
RIP Chuck Norris 😔
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Yamesh@yamesh
Mar 19
Top tip: Save money on car washing by buying a Nissan. Then, it has to go back to a dealer so often that they'll just clean it once a month for you anyway...
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Yamesh@yamesh
Mar 7
Wasn't thirsty anyway.
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Yamesh@yamesh
Jan 14
I've worn RM Williams boots for the better part of 25 years. A pair need to be replaced, but having seen the current pricing it's absolutely insane. Thanks, but no.
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Yamesh@yamesh
Jan 12
Not since Sainsbury's folded a baguette to make it fit in a crate...
Matthew@regionalthicko
Jan 11
Who is using click and collect at supermarkets? It must be the worst of both worlds - you don’t get to choose the stuff yourself, but you’ve still got to leave the house to pick it up. These must be troubled, troubled souls
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Yamesh@yamesh
18 Nov 2025
Amused that whilst booking Pizza Express it's mandated to give a reason for booking. Including 'A spontaneous meal out'. When booking. In advance.
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